Brian & Kristine's WeddingNet  

Please Note:

The use of the Seal Of Western Australia on the invitation should be considered satire. It is not an endorsement by the government of WA, and we are in no way associated with WA. Frankly, we just think the seal is a hoot! I mean, the kangaroos have BOOMERANGS in their hands -- they are ARMED kangaroos.

The seal represents the ultimate irony - aboriginals killed roos with 'rangs for thousands of years. Boy will mankind be screwed if roos figure this technology out. It will be like Planet of the Apes, only they will be roos, and in the end the human slaves will find the ruins of the Opera House, not the Statue of Liberty, and they will be just as stunned. No maybe more stunned, because who would have thought roos could rule the world. I mean apes, sure, but not roos. Of course all they would have to do is take over Australia, and then they could like close the airports and prevent people from getting out. Then the Prime Roo Minister could establish constructive relations with Indonesia, and refugees would stop coming, and we'd no longer be in violation of UN Human Rights Accords, and everyone could just shut up. Hmm. I, for one, welcome our new kangaroo overlords.