Well I'm sorry but this has got to stop! Everyone knows that the drummer should be a lot more active than the bassist, and Peter Quaife jumps around the stage pouting and looking divoon (heee! Monkees a la Mode!) generally upstaging Mick.
Mick. For my sanity as a Who fan, please do something.
Ohmigod! An excerpt from the back of "The Kinks Kontroversy" CD even notices our point! Listen, er, read:
See, even THEY don't have much to say about him! That's all they said.
Suggestions as to things Mick could do to make himself more noticeable are:
1. Drum naked (a personal favourite suggestion... *whistles innocently* You, erm, di'n' 'ear tha', wot I jast, di'n' saiy...)
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2. Set his drum kit up in front of Ray so everyone can see him.
3. Twirl his drumsticks once in a while.
4. Call me crazy but he could.... SMILE... Nah, forget it.
5. Put on a funny hat.
6. Wear a chicken suit like Micky's in the Monkees episode Card Carrying Red Shoes.
7. Hold the microphone like Micky Dolenz to feign some interest.
8. Wear a white t-shirt like Keith Moon so that I can perve over him better. Er...
9. Hold Ray hostage so Mick can sing lead on some songs.
10. Mick: Puff out your cheeks and throw bananas!!!
11. Dress in drag and say rude things, a la Princess Gwen in the Monkees Fairy Tale episode!
12. Erm, I'll think of something, don't you worry...
Thanks a lot people!
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