Plastic Man!

We've got even more evidence, like we ever needed it. We know why Mick doesn't move. We've been fooled by his initials making him a record company. We've been fooled by the gum chewing, as pointed out by Katie. But in the immortal words of Pete Townshend, We Won't Get Fooled Again!

Raymond Douglas Davies once wrote a song about him. It's called Plastic Man. To find out if Mick is actually Plastic Man, I interviewed him. This is the interview in detail.

SPEV: So, Mick, what sort of gum do you chew?

MICK: Well, I think you need a good synthetic gum, like plastic. But things like polyester and acrylic are just as good when mixed in the right proportions.

SPEV: Oh, I see. And do you have a plastic bum?

MICK: Wanna see?

SPEV: Yes please...

So there you have it. Proof that Mick Avory is Plastic Man! So next time you meet Mick Avory, just ask to see his bum. Look closely at his face and see if anyone's trodden on it and if people have pulled his nose all over the place.

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