Anyway, our dictionary.
The first thing about our spelling you need to understand is that we've come to an agreement. Because one of us is American and the other is English, we have slightly different ways of spelling things. So we have reached a compromise. In our OHOMH-ish, which is what our language is officially known as, we use lots of U's and lots of Z's. For example. Americans would spell the opposite of sweet as savory. English people and OHOMH-ish people spell it savoUry. And English people would write the word which would mean a understanding of something as realise. Americans and OHOMH-ish people like us spell it realiZe.
The other thing is we make up new words all the time so this dictionary will be frequently updated.
And also our list isn't alphabetical, but rather the words are listed in importance. So here goes:
Budcdy - friend, chum, pal, mate, etc etc. Only to be used when talking about Headsharers.
OHOMH - Other Half Of My Head
OHOYH - Other Half of Your Head
OHOEOH - Other Half of Each Other's Head (confused yet?)
HEEEEEEE!!! - Expression of extreme excitement
AAAAHHHH!!! - see HEEEEEE!!!
'S okay! - It's alright.
Awww - Sympathizing noise.
*drools* - It's just something we do to basses... and bassists...
It's an OHOMH thing! - It's an Other Half Of My Head thing! Meaning that it's another thing we have in common.
Gool - Cool
Col - see Gool
Gowjas - Gorgeous, usually used when talking about people... or basses.
Emily-Anne - The first and middle names of Spem, hyphenated, which started the entire hyphenating craze.
Junnykins - Nickname of John Entwistle.
Joli - Nickname of John Lennon--only applies to those who know the in-joke.
Sp- - The prefix that goes with nicknames of people who either share a head or are liked lots by the people that share a head.
-Ida - See "Sp-" with the exception that this is a suffix.
Eej - Short for Eejit, which is the Irish pronunciation of the word idiot. It's my favourite insult.
Marvy - Awesome, cool, neato, fab, etc. etc.
Groovy-doovy - See Marvy
Spme - The Left Side Of The Head (Spem)
Spve - The Right Side Of The Head (Spev)
Cutely - Something to describe how people do things. Like Mike Nesmith pouts cutely.
Hmmmmmm - MURDOCK! Ahem.
Hurrah! - An expression of extreme excitement, usually used by the English half of the head (i.e. me)
Dicco - Our affectionate name for our dictionary. It's actually a Scouse slang name for dictionary anyway!
Colleyball - The sport invented by us. It's going to be an Olympic sport one day, mark my words!!
Yay! - See "Hurrah", although this is used more by the American half of the head, i.e. Sp-em.
Presh - Short for Precious.
Boyfirend - Imaginary boyfriend. So Dave is Sp-em's boyfirend and Peter is my boyfirend. K?
The Konks - Mine, Sp-em and Katie's Kinks tribute band.
Preeeeeeecisely - Precisely. Only we draw out the E to make it more expressive.
Cutere - Cuter only with an extra E to make it look more French.
You filthy wench! - What Peter Quaife will say to you if you tell him you fancy lead guitarists more than bassists.
Acool - How you say "cool" if you're trying to be Latino when you're being a foreign spy.
Ah well! - It's a lost cause; nothing more we can do!
PHWOARGH! - Gorgeous. Used in the format: OHMIGOD [insert person's name here]'S SOOOOO PHWOARGH!
Greenie - Peter Quaife.
Davida - Dave Davies.
Chunky-dinky - The only way to describe Keith Moon's legs. See picture:
Flamin' roll on! - See PHWOARGH!
Huggle - A cross between a hug and a cuddle, usually only shared by Headsharers.
Well, that's all I can think of so far. More to come as and when!
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