THE DARK UNIVERSE of
a DEMENTED MIND

Paradise

WARNING

The following document contains subject matter that will shock the normal and boring segment of society. Nonetheless it is the undeniable truth, shocking as it seems!

PART 1: THE ENTITY

I am a mad man, oh yeah, so listen to me, man, or there'll be a lot of blood. Yeah, and I'm gonna set the world on fire. Heh. heh and you're gonna die!

Those were my words just before I was put into an institution for the criminally insane. But, I escaped and invented a machine that granted me superpowers and altered my state. I am no longer human and I will dominate the universe forever, inflicting eternal pain on the human race. Therefore, I will unveil a present that I have made specially for you.

PART 2: THE GIFT

Congratulations!! Your interest in THE GIFT attests to your good taste and judgement. Indeed this is the gift that keeps on giving, so come join me as we explore the following galaxies:

The Entity Presents the

KILLING GAME!

time to kill: Use the Gun!
From the top secret labs of the Entity, a thrilling new weapon: a mouse controlled Gun! Use it to show the annoying Mr Powers who's groovy now!
Play the Killing Game!!!click here

The Entity Presents

Your Judgement!

The Entity shall cast judgement on you, the morons who reside on this planet.
Click here to see if your life will be spared.

KILL-VISION FLICKS

the ENTITY has returned with a ground breaking award and two new reviews: - the Passion of Christ and House of 1000 Corpses!

THE ENTITY'S REVENGE

What to expect from the Entity's Revenge?

Expect and beware of inflamatory comments like the "F*ck You" List! its funny for cool beings and offensive for uncool slime.
The Entity's Quotes!! - High quality quotes in direct retaliation to quotes by humanities' heros like Abraham Lincoln, Winston Churchill etc.
it includes the Entity's gallery of xtra-hot pics; reviews of: worst movies; best and worst television; and other exciting gifts that gurantee you to sing loony tunes!

the DOOMED UNIVERSE

The entity had invaded EARTH a long time ago!! Only now the DOOMed Space Marine realizes that humans are scum!!!!
Witness the Entity's church where all sheep and followers will be sacrificed. Visit the the DOOMED UNIVERSE and prepare for your demise.

The Asylum

THE ENTITY presents: a NEW QUAKE LEVEL!!!!!!!!!!
Check out this ticket to escatsy! DOWNLOAD asylum.zip NOW!!!

for complete story check out :
asylum.txt

Scum 666

The entity's doom2 level is free!!! Read about it.

THE BEST BANDS IN THE UNIVERSE

The #1 music page on the internet!Tons and tons and tons of music links!!! This is the ultimate gift with quotes, comments, reviews and INDIVIDUAL LINKS TO EACH BAND'S HOME PAGE.

also check out:top 20 crap for the entity's opinions on "normal" music.

BEST TELEVISION

features the few good programs available on cable/networks.

also with

LINKS TO OTHER WORLDS

-**the coolest links in the universe**

A MESSAGE FROM THE ENTITY

Greetings, boys and girls; homos and heteros;

it is with great pleasure that I announce that you are entitled to contact the entity via my guestbook or at e-mail address:
Email:c66enforcer@yahoo.com.

Dare to Sign Entity's Guestbook
View Entity's Guestbook

And if any of the links are not working or if you think some (good) bands have been left out in the BAND PAGE then you should definitely contact the entity.
Incidently you can never come into direct contact with the entity, and the contact person [C .. D ...] will never reveal his association with the entity. Also BE WARNED no hate mail; no threats or you'll be sorry.

A message to all you party animals and fun loving humanoids, just remember don't drink without driving and don't drive without drinking. Also remember that you want to make earth a better place to live in, so you want to make it a "drugs for free" world.

With these words of wisdom I must bid farewell to you earthlings and hope to see you soon in my kingdom, South of Heaven. Peace, humanoids and make war, not love!

SECTION FOR UNCOOL IDIOTS

i am a fool; i am a jackass; i am a son of a motherless goat; My lips are brown from kissing as_. i am a gnikcuf elohssa because not only am i trapped in this Universe thats too cool for me, but i am so stupid that i cannot use my browser to get out. Please, please give me a link to a safe place; please kick my ass out of here to:
death by stupidity

No parts or whole of The Dark Universe; Best Bands in Universe; kill-vision flicks or any other html document in this directory may be copied or reproduced in any form. Any such action will be in direct violation of copyright laws. Legally since the Entity is not human; all the copyrights belong solely to C... D... (Name legally withheld)
The Entity will enforce this law by inflicting severe pain and torture to anyone who infringes on this copyright protection.
If some material is needed (eg for non commercial purposes such as a literature assigment) then you must contact the enforcer at:
c66enforcer@yahoo.com
for permission to use any material.

THE DARK UNIVERSE of a DEMENTED MIND