This is a story about four people: Everybody,Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but realized that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody asked Anybody.... |
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The definition of a tree: an object that stands in the same place for over 60 years and then suddenly jumps out in front of your car. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Blonds. [Absolutely NO] OFFENCE needs to be taken for these discriminatory stereotypes!! And if you happen to have blond hair at this moment in time, these comments are [in no way] directed at you! | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Female vs Male - and no offense is meant toward either gender:) | ||||||||||||||||||||||
ABSOLUTE GROANERS!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Funny signs - most of which were probably doctored in some way, but still | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Quotes - or rather, short sentances that are funny, plus short sentances that are serious:) | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Just for laughs | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Optical illusions | ||||||||||||||||||||||
One-liners | ||||||||||||||||||||||
Hymns | ||||||||||||||||||||||