M E N S A  J O K E S !

Mensans are smart dudes and dudesses.  So smart that they talk in shorthand.  For instance, when Mensans tell jokes, they don't even bother with the set-up - they just give the punch-line!      Just for fun, see if you can tell the set-up of the jokes below just by reading the punch-line.    ; - )

Flight Of The Bumble Bee

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Because sheep can't cook!

"Oh, about ten gallons."

To keep their ankles warm!

The New Yorker, says, "Excuse me??  What's excuse me?"

"No", she replied excitedly... But you should see the size of my cucumbers!

And Bill Clinton said, "I wonder where Dorothy is?"

"Dear," the wife hissed, "I’m so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you're really cute, sweetie!"

He'd better be careful - Hillary has been known to shred evidence!

...during sex she kept calling out the names of other killers.

"Well, it was the way he..he screamed all those terrible things at me... as they loaded him into the ambulance!"

About 6 beers.

Bill answered, "No, some start with 'After I'm elected. . ."

Because they taste  funny!

Salmon croquettes!

"Well, " Mildred said with a mischievous smirk on her face, "that's how old you told me your were yestiday!"

"Nice trade sir!"

"Well, Great Balls of Fire, Jones!", exclaimed farmer Brown, "Don't you think I know my own daughter's handwriting!"



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