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     There are some things that were just never meant to be.  For one reason or another, they just didn't quitE fit and never made it.  Here are a few of those.  Enjoy!
                                                                                         Monte-Sig



Businesses
Admiral Stockdale's Political Campaign Consultation
Boulder City Homicide Investigation Course
Lettuce Entertain You Vegetarian Brothel
Monica Lewinsky's Power-Plan Course
O. J. Simpson's Murder Investigations
Slick Willy's Academy of Honor
Tammy Baker's School of Cosmetology



Quotations
"A is B."
"Don't fire until you see the whites of their eggs!"
"Give me liberty, or give me pizza!"



Titles
12 Donkeys
A Bridge To Fart
A Hearse of a Different Color
A Loss of Noses
A Streetcar Named Perspire
Ale E Inne
Ben Her
Bridge on the River Quiche
Case of the Secret Sister
Children of a Loser God
Come back Little Spikė
Cool Hand Puke
Dances with Wolfses
Elmer's Pantry
Enemy of the Slate
Faint Heart
Forrest Lump
Full Metal Housecoat
Gone with the Wand
Goy Story
Horse on a Hot Tin Hoof
How Clean was my Valley
How the East was Won
Howard's Behind
Indiana Jones and the Last Croissant
Lord of the Fries
Low Noon
Men in Puce
Mild in the Streets
Moby Prick
Mother from Another Planet
October Stye
On Golden Puddle
One Flu Over the Cuckoo's Breast
Places in the Fart
Saving Ryan's Privates
Separate Stables
Sometimes a Great Lotion
Somewhere Over the Raincrow
Strife on the Mississippi
Sunrise over Camp O'bellow
The Beer Hunter
The Case of the Peaked Pimp
The Egg and Eye
The French Confection
The Glass-Bottomed Train
The Greatest Snow on Earth
The King and Me
The Lizard of Oz
The Mark of Zobbo
The Scarlet Bettor
The Silence of the Plants
The Stink
The Three Laces of Eve
The Wizard of Ooze
To Fill a Mockingbird
Where Eagles Bare



Radio Programs
Great Photos from Time, Life & Look
Hand-Shadows of the Airwaves
Learn to Dance with Dapper Dan
Making Macrame with Miss Mottle
Marmaduke the Magician
The Radio Mime Hour
Underwear Escape Artist




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