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A Connecticut Yankee at King Arthur's Court by Mark Twain captures the imagination of young and old alike when commonsensical Yankee Hank Morgan is magically transported to 6th century England. Hilarious consequences are intermingled with high adventure as he courageously challenges the infamous knights of the Round Table during this spirited romp into the past.

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Up Front by Bill Mauldin documents the adventures and misadventures of dogfaces Willie and Joe, symbols of the hard-pressed infantry, "the group which gives more and gets less than anybody else." For frontline black humor, the pair's war-weary image - slouched shoulders, dented helmets, torn uniforms, month-old beards, booze bottle in hand - combined with Mauldin's starkly angular, superbly expressionistic shading and mordant captions create an ineffable effect matched by no other World War II illustrator.

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The Wit and Wisdom of Will Rogers by Will Rogers - The genial wit and penetrating observations of America's most beloved cowboy-philosopher-humorist, presented in easily browsable A-to-Z format. From his dubbing Congress "the national joke factory" to his quip that "our foreign dealings are an open book - usually a check book," Rogers' timeless sagacity is irresistible.

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The Thurber Carnival by James Thurber - This collection of zany stories and drawings by one of America's greatest satirists is hilarious! Mr. Thurber belongs in the noble pantheon of American humorists which includes Mark Twain and Ring Lardner. The Carnival offers the cream of his work and impressively demonstrates the scope of his gifts.

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The Benchley Roundup by Robert Benchley - The great Algonquian Witster remains as brilliantly nonplused as ever as he observes his species in all its skewed play - from football's confusions to the folly of footnoters to French for Americans. Robert Benchley's wit appears effortless - it is a blend of autobiography, satire, the inconsequential, and the sudden surprise.

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The Best of Bombeck by Erma Bombeck - Here in one volume are three of Bombeck's hilarious books on family humor. Includes "At Wit's End", "Just Wait Till You Have Children of Your Own!" and "I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression".

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Fatherhood by Bill Cosby - This bestselling warm and humorous look at fatherhood now includes a warm Father's Day wish - a special card for "dear ol' dad". Cosby's observations on fatherhood are just delightful. He describes how he coped with all the surprises that come with the birth of a child. Moreover, he does it with such honesty and love that readers who have the good fortune of already been parents will identify immediately and those who don't have kids may have the will to do it as soon as possible. Wonderful!

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Parliament of Whores: A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government by P. J. O'Rourke - If satirists are at their best when tussling with something they hate, then this is P.J. O'Rourke's masterpiece. He clearly hates government - and has hated it since before it was cool to do so - and for all the right reasons too: it's clumsy, inefficient, hypocritical, greedy, and arrogant. In other words, it magnifies the faults of the poor saps who staff it. Parliament of Whores is the humorist's howl of bitter laughter at the entire bloated, numskulled mess. As befits an ex-editor of National Lampoon, nothing is out of bounds for O'Rourke.

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Best Editorial Cartoons of the Year 1997 by Charles Brooks (Editor) - The fun and insightful works of almost 200 cartoonists across the U. S. and Canada are gathered together in a volume reflecting numerous viewpoints and observations of politics and society. From embattled Congressional decision-making to costly presidential campaigns and the so-called end of welfare, these cartoons are hilarious and pointed.

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Politically Correct Parables by Robert Martin Walker - We suppose it had to happen sooner or later. Someone was bound to notice that the Word of God isn't politically correct. Politically Correct Parables is fun for old and young. Walker's incisive wit makes parables a quick read and almost impossible to put down. The remake of historical parables in today's "in" language shows the irony of the world we live in. I heartily recommend this book to anyone looking to lighten the drudgery of daily existence.

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More Political Babble: The Dumbest Things Politicians Ever Said by David Olive, Barry Blitt (Illustrator) - Picking up where its hilarious predecessor left off, this wickedly witty new treasure trove of outbursts, bon mots, and miscalculations draws from every corner of the political arena: foreign affairs, the White House, the scandals, the media, the campaign trail, and more. The laughs come from politicians past and present. David Olive proves again beyond a doubt that oral ineptitude knows no political affiliation, and that even history's most revered politicians could, at times, put foot firmly in mouth.

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American Satire: An Anthology of Writings from Colonial Times to the Present by Nick Bakalar - From earliest colonial times American writers have taken deadly aim at sacred cows. This unique anthology brings together the most telling of these ferociously funny, on-target attacks by Ben Franklin, Mark Twain, Art Buchwald, Russell Baker, Kurt Vonnegut, Molly Ivins, P. J. O'Rourke and others. Superbly scathing wit, American Satire is literature with a laugh and history with a hiss - a definitive demonstration of what this nation is supposed to be all about.

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