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Eric Clapton, professor of Cream and Derek & the Dominoes;
one of the greatest guitar players of all time.
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John Fogerty-king of Swamp music down on the bayou; his basic
guitar rhythm set him apart from everyone else in his time.
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Peter Frampton-one of the greatest guitar players,
as well as the best soloist live and with the talkbox.
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Jimi Hendrix-in my opinion, THE greatest guitar
player of all time, whether it be with his hands or his teeth;
the star-spangled banner never sounded so good.
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Helmut Kohl-former chancellor of Germany and the
head of the Christian Democratic Party; hates Gerhard Shroeder.
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Daniel Komen-the greatest long distance man in the whole world;
the Kenyan broke eight minutes in the two mile; broke world
record in the 5K and 10K in the same day-not too shabby...
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Geddy Lee-the greatest vocalist as well as one of the best
bass players ever; Everyone would gather on the 24th of May...
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Noureddine Morceli-the world's premier middle distance runner,
the Italian is shown here after he broke the world record in the 1500M run.
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Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Isreal; hates Yasser Arafat.
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Jimmy Page-yet another of the world's greatest guitar players;
Come with me is good, but Kashmir is better.
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Joe Paterno-head coach of the Penn State football team;
the best coach ever; led the team to two national titles.
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Pope John Paul II, one of very few popes not to
screw anyone they wish; hates Grace and Charles.
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Yevgeny Primakov-prime minister of Russia;
lost his country $10 billion dollars when he turned his
plane around in protest of the Kosovo bombing.
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Nolan Ryan, the greatest baseball player ever; hates Tylenol - he uses Advil.
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J. Strom Thurmond-Congressman in his 90s; from South Carolina;
ran for President in the 1940s and pulled over 30 electorial votes!
Despite what the picture says, you won't find anything on
his commitment to public service on this site...
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