HOW DID JFK Jr. EXPLODE?

It should be noted right now, for the record, that JFK Jr. is not the real JFK Jr. The truth is, he never was. The young child who we saw in the white house, saluting during his "father's" funeral and finally, growing up to becoming the world's most sexy man, was not born on this planet. This creature was an alien, and was delivered to the Earth on the very space ship which was shot down over Roswell, New Mexico.

Who could become the World's Most Sexy Man other than someone who is not of this world?

So how did he explode? That's simple. All aliens can and will explode. All you have to know is how to do it and have the willpower to carry through, and you can make any alien you want explode. The CIA have known about this ever since JFK (senior) saved the planet from alien infestation.

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