Recently I 'accidentally' got sick. But this wasn't your typical sort of sickness. It was obvious that it was the sort of sickness grown in a lab. It was also much stronger than your common sort of cold.
The CIA let me know that my suffering would end, as soon as I removed this website. In my pain I thought about it, but realized I couldn't be a CIA pawn. What else could they force me to do with rewards of contentment, and good health?
Just as the CIA invented the idea of aids (there is no such thing as this disease), they have now invented something new and sinister, something they hope has no vaccine yet (unlike some of the diseases that masquerade as Aids, there's been a cure for them all along). I have been selected to be a ginnea pig, against my consent for their experimentation.
This is the CIA's agenda: Test the germs. Test people's reaction to them. Test what people will do to get well again.
I also suspect them of having bugged my head. I detected it first that time, a slight ringing in my ear. Then, slowly, the other voices at the other end of the line started coming through. There must have been some kind of malfunction, it may have to do when the signal was cut off passing through tinfoil.