REMEMBER WHEN...

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your loving camper with all the food, left it out under her
bunk...only to invite a happy little visitor during the night.
then!  when the happy little visitor was visitted by a happy
little visitor with a white stripe!
THEN!  when the happy little visitor and the happy little
visitor with the white stripe decided to FIGHT over the food
that your loving camper left out, under her bunk!

mmmm.  cabent smelled fresh that morning.

a certain cherokee (let's call her C*thie) was running across
the upper flat...
and the counselor of her DREAMS (let's call him j*m d*ffy)
waved as she passed...
she waved, flashed a sparkling smile...and continued to 
stare at her knight as she ran....
only to trip over a tree root and landed flat on her face!
*oops!*

remember Mario J writing the script for the infamous Blueberry
Blob skit, reinforcing and catapulting the legend of the
Blob to the very forefronts of our consciousness? 
Walking Boys path was never the same. . . 

one time...a long time ago...a river-hike took place.  
sioux village was taking a river hike with their fearless 
leaders.  unknown to the campers, the leaders had
put together a little prank!
a certain staff member (let's call him D.O.) sat way
up high in a tree with a b.b. gun.  
when the innocent little sioux's reached his location,
D.O. fired the gun into the air, yelling 'GET OF MY 
PROPERTY YOU KIDS!'
needless to say...the children were totally scared, and ran
in every direction.
it took 3 HOURS for the leaders to find them all!!

in the days of the horrible, horrible stairs...

remember when, thinking you were the kewlest, you
tried cutting around a section of stair, running up (or down)
the side...in the trees and flowers...
only to be caught by a 'stair-checking counselor'
who has stationed himself right at the mid-point...
where he could see all!

back down you went...
and back up, on the STAIRS!

remember when a few certain cherokees, decided that they
were IMMUNE to poison ivy, and, while out for a walk to
peggy sue's decided to RUB the plant ALL OVER their body??
hmmm...judging from the itchy red splotches and swollen
throats and uncomfortable nights...i would have to say
that they weren't so immune after all!!

remember when VD Al Leon**** found that Planet of the Apes
mask, woke a screaming, terrified, fellow VD Jim O'N
out of a dead sleep? 

remember what a certain group of staff members were
wearing, while they 'gorged' in the middle of the night?

remember when a certain counselor...who had a habit of setting
her alarm clock to wake at 6am just to do her hair (thus
waking the rest of the flat along with her!!!!!)...woke up
one morning to a GOAT tied to her bunk and her teddy bear
up the flag pole!!!!