ALLIGATOR
SAY WHAT I SAY!
AND DO WHAT I DO!
The alligator is my friend
he can be your friend too!
I’d rather have him as my friend
than wear him as my shoe.
(chorus)
alligator!
AlliGATOR
ALLIGATOR!
Can be your friend
can be your friend
can be your friend
too!
The alligator is my friend
he likes to hug and flirt
I’d rather have him as my friend
than wear him on my shirt!
(chorus)
the alligator is my friend
he likes to play with felt
I’d rather have him as my friend
than wear him as a belt!
(chorus)
the alligator is my friend
he has this big what-cha-ma-call-it
I’d rather have him as my friend
than carry him as a wallet!
(chorus)
the alligator is my friend
he likes to sing in verse
I’d rather have him as my friend
than carry him as a purse!
(chorus)
the alligator is my friend
he can be your friend too.
If only you would understand
that he has feelings too!
(chorus)
RAILROAD
I’ve been workin’ on the railroad
all the live long day
I’ve been working on the railroad
just to pass the time away
can ya’ hear the whistle blowin’?
rise up so early in the morn’
can you hear the whistle blowin’?
dinah blow your horn!
Dinah won’t you blow
dinah won’t you blow
dinah won’t you blow you horn?
(repeat)
someone’s in the kitchen with dinah
someone’s in the kitchen, I know
someone’s in the kitchen with dinah!
Strumin’ on the old banjo!
He’s singin’
fee-fi-fiddlie-I-o
fee-fi-fiddlie-I-o-o-o-o
fee-fi-fiddlie-I-o
strumin’ on the old banjo!
TITANIC
(chorus)
it was sad
so sad
it was sad
too bad
it was sad that the great ship went down
to the bottom of the sea
(uncles and aunts, little children wet their pants/fishies and
turtles, old ladies lost their girdles/ma’s and pa’s,
teenagers lost their bras)
it was sad when the great ship went down
KER-PLUNK!
Oh they built the ship titanic,
to sail the ocean blue
and the people said
that the water would never get through
but the good lord raised his hand,
and that ship would never land
it was sad when the great ship went down
YEE-HAW!
(chorus)
they were not too far from england,
they were not too far from shore
when the rich refused to associate with the poor
so they sent them down below
where they’d be the first to go
it was sad when the great ship went down
YEE-HAW!
(chorus)
mrs. Astor turned around
just to see her husband drown
as the great titanic gave a gurgling sound
so she wrapped herself in mink
as that ship began to sink
it was sad when the great ship went down
YEE-HAW!
(chorus)
so they sent the lifeboats out
on that dark and stormy sea
as the band played on with
‘nearer my God to thee’
little children wept and cried
as that ship went on it’s side
it was sad when the great ship went down
YEE-HAW!
(chorus)
so the moral of the story,
as plain as you can see,
never trust a sailor
on the highest sea,
he may call you honey darlin’
and say his love is true
but when that ship goes down
he’ll say ‘the heck with you!’
(chorus)
ker-plunk
it sunk
better luck
next time
ginger-ale
in a pail
taste good
like it should
cha-cha-cha!
UNDERWEAR
underwear, underwear
how I itch from those woolen underwear
oh how I wish I’d gotten some made of cotton
so I wouldn’t itch the way I do!
Those BVD’s they make me sneeze
when the breeze from the trees hits my knees
oh how they itch me oh how they itch me
oh those gosh darn gosh darn woolen underwear
HEY!
BILLBOARD SONG
as I was walking down the street a billboard caught my eye
and what was on that billboard would make you laugh and cry
the rain had come that afternoon and washed it half away
and what was on that billboard is what I have to say
oh smoke a coca-cola drink camel cigarettes
see lillian russel wrestle with a box of casterettes
pork and beans will meet tonight in a village fight
john c.c. will speak to you about napoleons rights
bay rum is good for horses the best we have in town
castoria for the measles you pay five dollars down
teeth extracted without pain cost but half a dime
overcoats are selling now a little at a time
in the d-a-r-k dark we will p-a-r-k park
you’ll me m-I-n-e mine all the t-I-m-e time
you are the b-e-s-t best of all the r-e-s-t rest
and I will l-o-v-e love you all the t-I-m-e time
rack em up stack em up…sometime
cows in a pasture MOO-MOO
match in a gas tank BOOM-BOOM
kiss in the moonlight WOO-WOO
everyone remembers the good 'ole songs! but if one has slipped my memory (or if i have majorly skrewed up a song!!!) let me know:
chicagami@oocities.com
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