101 Reasons to Date Tad

This mainly started out as a joke, but it has grown into a phenomenon. Hopefully you single women are very rational, convinced by long lists of reasons such as this. Enjoy!

gorgeous deep-set hazel eyes
professionally employed
financially stable
NO KIDS!
passionate about music
published poet
constantly expanding (creatively) artist
lives in a rebuilt house in fabulous Denver, CO
dog lover
wicked sense of humor
sharp, rapid-fire wit a la James Joyce and Oscar Wilde
decently well-read (and we ain't talking John Grisham here)
deeply introspective
philosophical
strong spiritual (non-denomination specific) side
fascinated by the universe and all in it
constantly strives to learn/discover more
sweet "boyish" crooked smile
sexy baritone voice
former radio DJ
excellent writer
three words: breakfast in bed
mission is "to empower others"
NO BAGGAGE from last relationship
sympathizes during life's seriousness but can laugh about it as well
is reading the Kama Sutra (need practice)
is valued at $2,322,360 million, according to humanforsale.com
scored an 8.6 hottie rating on "Hot or Not"
not a horrible dresser
has all his limbs
looks good in tight jeans
not overweight
works out
excellent listener
considerate
recognizes those that help him
CAN SHOW GRATITUDE = ABLE TO LOVE
"makes everyone around him a better person"
art history knowledge
traveled/lived abroad
humble beginnings in blue collar life (NOT uppity)
is the anti-yuppie
embraces and expects diversity among all people
has a lot of love to give
improvisational theatre trainer/actor
just listen to him recite his poetry!
he looks like Nicholas Cage, for God's sake!
he looks like Matt Lauer, for God's sake!
when he has a goatee, he looks like Joseph Fiennes, for God's sake!
thinks things over thoroughly before giving a response
is a distant cousin of Princess Di (well, maybe)
self-taught drummer and amateur composer
loves seeing live music and theatre
will surprise you with flattering notes
loves going to hockey games!
for all you Freudians, he reminds you of your father
will call you in the morning, BUT
is not out for a one-night stand
can actually carry on a conversation intelligently
excellent chef
makes a killer tiramisu cheesecake (are you drooling yet?)
yes, he will cook for you
knows his way around candles, bath oils, and incense
die-hard chivalrous romantic
can shake his booty/cut the rug/etc.
excellent interpersonal communication skills
drug free, baby
doesn't smoke
is good for what ails you
has INCREDIBLE hands that have a tendency to give massages
terrific hugger (a lost practice)
keeps his dreams in focus
has lots of drive to keep on heading toward those dreams
sends unexpected flowers
has that Sagittarian spontanaeity
will accept nothing less than success
strong moral character
incredibly deep, rich personality
has a healthy dose of mystery
speaks French, mademoiselle
good knowledge of coffee (is that reaching?)
took the time to make this list to impress YOU
thinks you would look sexy borrowing his Avalanche hockey jersey
has a wealth of 80s music knowledge (maybe that's a liability rather than an asset)
great friend
wants to travel the world again
is "so fuckin' money and you don't even know it." (from Swingers)
has his credit card paid off
always gives great Christmas gifts
highly intelligent
did I mention creative?
is gonna look sweet in those new Underoos for adults
could beat the living crap out of Leonardo Di Caprio
is NOT a conceited prick
is NOT like that last guy you dated
as a matter of fact, he's unlike ANY guy you've ever dated
if genetics are correct, he won't go bald
no, he doesn't play those stupid mind games. If he likes you, he tells you.
if you've read this far, you must be somewhat intrigued. C'mon, tell him you're interested!
is just a swell guy.
you have NOTHING to lose

So, now that you are convinced, close the deal: e-mail me