Signs you've been eating at the commons too long

 1. Taco Bell causes an orgasm.
 
 2. You MUST use only the stall with the Holy S#%@ Handle.
 
 3. Butterfingers and Coke seem like a gourmet dinner.
 
 4. Lunch comes out an hour after it goes in.
 
 5. You find something in your food, and eat it anyway.
 
 6. You realize today's Beef Lo Mein was yesterday's Spaghetti,
     but don't give a crap.
 
 7. You start a petition for seatbelts on the johns in the MR.
 
 8. You will willingly endure the service and waitresses at
    Friendly's just to get something edible.

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