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Ten Things To do While at the Dentist
1. Kindly inform the dentist that he/she has
a piece of food stuck in their mouth.
2. Pee in your pants.
3. Tell your dentist that your pet monkey has
received a dental hygiene scholarhip.
4. Vomit uncontrollably.
5. Ask if your dentist will get you a discount
on taco flavored floss.
6. Ask for beer-flavored toothpaste.
7. Whistle
8. Suck on their fingers while they are in
your mouth.
9. Pick your nose.
10. Fart quietly and see how long it takes the
dentist to notice.