A Really Hard Final






            FINAL EXAM


    Instructions:   Read   each   question   carefully.   Answer  all
    questions.

    Time limit:  2 hours.  Begin immediately.

    History:  Describe  the history of the Papacy from its origins to
    the present day, concentrating especially, but  not  exclusively,
    on  its  social, political, economic, religious and philosophical
    impact on Europe, Asia, America and Africa.   Be  brief,  concise
    and specific.

    Medicine:  You  have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of
    gauze, and a bottle of scotch.  Remove  your  appendix.   Do  not
    suture  until  you  work  has  been  inspected.  You have fifteen
    minutes.

    Public Speaking: 2500 riot-crazed  aborigines  are  storming  the
    classroom.   Calm  them.  You may use any ancient language except
    Latin or Greek.

    Biology:  Create  life.   Estimate  the differences in subsequent
    human culture if this form of  life  had  developed  500  million
    years  earlier,  with special attention to its probable effect on
    the English Parliamentary System.  Prove your thesis.

    Music:  Write  a piano concerto.  Orchestrate and perform it with
    flute and drum.  You will find a piano under your seat.

    Physchology: Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the
    emotional   stability,   degree   of  adjustment,  and  repressed
    frustrations of each of the following: Alexander  of  Aphrodisis,
    Rameses  II, Hammuarabi.  Support your evaluation with quotations
    from each man's work, making appropriate references.    It is not
    necessary to translate.

    Sociology:   Estimate   the  sociological  problems  which  might
    accompany the end of the world.  Construct an experiment to  test
    your theory.

    Engineering:  The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have
    been placed on your desk.  You  will  also  find  an  instruction
    manual, printed in Swahili.  In 10 minutes, a hungry bengal tiger
    will be admitted to the room.   Take  whatever  action  you  feel
    necessary.  Be prepared to justify your decision.

    Economics:  Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national
    debt.  Trace the possible effects of your plan in  the  following
    areas:  Cubism,  the  Donatist Controversy and the Wave Theory of
    Light.  Outline a method for preventing these effects.  Criticize
    this  method  from  all  possible  points of view.  Point out the
    deficiencies in your point  of  view,  as  demonstrated  in  your
    answer to the last question.

    Political  Science:  There  is a red telephone on the desk beside
    you.   Start  World  War  III.    Report   at   length   on   its
    socio-political effects if any.

    Epistemology:  Take  a  position  for or against truth. Prove the
    validity of your stand.

    Physics: Explain the nature of matter.  Include in your answer an
    evaluation  of  the  impact  of the development of mathematics on
    science.

    Philosophy: Sketch the development of  human  thought.   Estimate
    its significance.  Compare with the development of any other kind
    of thought.

    General   Knowledge:   Describe  in  detail.   Be  objective  and
    specific.



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