Signs Your Son is a Computer Hacker

1. Everyone who ticks him off gets a $26,000 phone bill.

2. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes three years running.

3. When asked his phone number, he gives it in Hex.

4. Seems strangely calm when the school computers go down.

5. Somehow gets HBO on his PC in the dorm/classroom.

6. Mumbled "Oh, puh-leez!" 295 times during the movie The Net.

7. Massive 401K contributions, made in half-cent increments.

8. His video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons.

9. Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you hear, "Good Morning Mr. President."

10. You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa now, Professor 
    I-don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!!!"

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