Criteria For Getting into Rensselaer

1. You wear glasses.
2. Your favorite TV show is "Star Trek."
3. Your next favorite TV show is "Star Trek: The Next Generation." 
4. You know your weight in Newtons.
5. You truly love Calculus, Physics and Chemistry-- not 
   necessarily in that order.
6. You believe that Ohm's Law is superior to Murphy's Law.
7. English is your second language.
8. Pascal is your first language.
9. Your favorite type of "Pie" is 3.14159..
10. You think in RPN (Reverse Polish Notation).

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