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Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished?
Shouldn't they be called builts?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why do people without out a watch look at their wrist when you
ask them what time it is? Why do you ask someone without a watch
what time it is?
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
The light went out, but where to?
Why do banks charge you a "in-sufficient funds fee" on money they
already know you don't have?
Why is it you have a "pair" of pants and only one bra?
Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the
universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would
the taxi driver end up owing you money?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near
miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!!
Do fish get cramps after eating?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosylabic"?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice
as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in
charge of everything outdoors?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something
new?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is
open, it's not adoor?
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe
you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always
ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
Do infants have as much fun in their infancy as adults do in
adultery?
If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of
progress?
Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing
liquid contains real lemons?
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a
suitcase?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in
it?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have
monkeys and apes?
Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
Do married people live longer than single people or does it
just SEEM longer?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the
self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are
they all still working?
Isn't Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse?
Sooner or later, doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak?
War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.
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