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Ten Reasons For Missing the Toilet
1. I was "distracted"
2. I fainted
3. I forgot to put the cordless phone down
4. The toilet moved!!
5. I couldn't breathe because someone stunk
up the bathroom before me
6. I only have one hand
7. I thought I was done
8. I didn't miss, it's just your imagination
9. I am partially blind in one eye
10. I was trying to eat a taco