ME!
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Well, now. Isn't THIS an interesting excursion into ego fulfillment?
Yes, of course, since this is my home page, I have to have one that's
completely dedicated to talking about me (as if this whole WWW ego
gratification thing wasn't enough)...
Well, to start off with, I was born the 23rd of September, 1977. I suppose
it might be interesting to discuss where I came from, where I've been, etc...
Actually, reading something like this would bore me to tears, But I really
don't have any idea what else I would put on a page like this. Okay, well,
here goes:
I spent the first year and a half of my life in an animal shelter in
Dayton, Ohio, until it was realized that
I wasn't just a really ugly babboon of some kind. (Look at the pictures, and
decide for yourself how true this really is.)
Since my REAL parents would
claim no knowledge of my existence, I was placed with a foster family in
St. Peters, Missouri.
Once there, I did lots of REALLY interesting things, like go to school, learn
to ride a bike, etc. Yes, all those usual growing up things...
Six or so years down the road, my foster dad ran into a few financial problems.
I thought this odd, since big, burly men in suits and wearing sunglasses
(even when it was night!) would often come to our door, and deliver big
suitcases full of money, and in return, my dad would give them some big white
bags. I asked him about this once, and he told me it was bags full of sugar
for the needy. My daddy is a good man.
In any case, like any family, we ran into money problems, and my dad had to
transfer to a new job. He told me that since we were moving, and that since
we were starting over, that then would be a good time to begin all over again,
with new lives, new names, and new identities. So I became "Ian", and no
matter what anyone tells you, my daddy is NOT Thomas Kenders. He's Frank
Schorr.
We ended up moving to Lawrenceville, Ga, officially
recognized as the "Middle of Nowhere", and about 30 minutes away from
Atlanta, Georgia.
And there I lived for about ten more years, where I went through many more of
life's goals: Completed elementary school, middle school, and (against
everyone's predictions) high school, drove my first car, had my first kiss,
learned many of life's lessons, completed and successfully executed my plans
for world domination (yes, didn't you know? You're all completely under my
control. EVERY little thing you do is something I planned out for you to
do years and years ago, all directed towards my ultimate
goal).
After all that, I applied to, was accepted to, and moved to
Georgia Tech, where I currently reside.
You can get a constantly updated picture of the building I live in by clicking
here. Please let me
know if someone's breaking into my room, or the dorm's on fire or something.
I think that's enough for history. Lessee, stuff ABOUT myself:
If you wanna learn about my life and get a chuckle at the same time, then you
may wanna check out my Virtual Scrapbook(s). No,
don't think about it, just CLICK ON THE PRETTY GREEN OR PINK LETTERS THAT SAY
Virtual Scrapbook(s), AND LOOK THROUGH ALL
THE PICTURES! er, Anyway...
My favorite band is
Genesis. Yes, that is the same band that did that
"I Can't Dance" song that got on so many people's nerves, and whose lead
singer WAS, until recently, Phil Collins (shown left). But
don't even THINK of dissing this awesome band until you pick up a copy of
Duke (1980), or Second's Out (1977), and listen to whichever
album about 4 times. Get a grip. Jeeze. Other cliche phrases.
Really, I suppose that's enough. If you really wanna learn more about me or
the people in my life, I strongly suggest you go visit my
Virtual Scrapbooks. Or even if you
don't want to learn about me, they're still funny. So you just
might want to go visit! (hint hint hint)
Ach, and if you'd like to send E-mail to this tired soul, write to:
gt6252b@prism.gatech.edu!
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In any case, like any family, we ran into money problems, and my dad had to
transfer to a new job. He told me that since we were moving, and that since
we were starting over, that then would be a good time to begin all over again,
with new lives, new names, and new identities. So I became "Ian", and no
matter what anyone tells you, my daddy is NOT Thomas Kenders. He's Frank
Schorr.