Here's the latest from Dr Les, the world's grumpiest Chelsea fan. "As an occasional contributor to your excuse of a website I feel that I must speak for the silent majority. Q: What do the following have in common - Players, managers, terraces, sponsors, fair-weather supporters? The fact of the matter is all of these groups have a fleeting liaison with Chelsea and then fuck off. Remember Ruud G ? One minute its "Rudi Rudi Rudi" and stupid rasta hats, the next minute its "dutch playboy bitch, fuck off up to Newcastle" Another example is Mark Hughes. One minute its "that Man U cunt Hughes, fuck off back to Wales" and the
next its "Hughesy! Hughesy!" The point that I am trying to make is that we are better off without that Norwegian fuck Flo. Go on fuck off
back to Scotland, you Viking cunt, come over here with your blond hair and Nordic ways, go on piss off and
take that wanker Solskar with you. You can keep your whaling and clubbing baby seals, go on fuck off and don't
come back you long streak of piss. You see my point? Dr Les, The Voice of Reason" I do indeed see your point, Les. Have you got any more of those pills you gave me for a cold last time you came back from Hong Kong ? I don't know what was in them, but one side effect was that I developed a screaming erection that lasted for three days. The dog now runs for it every time I come into the room, for some reason...
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