I am glad that you have finally decided to update your two bob website - the world has changed a lot since you last bothered to entertain us with your ravings. What has changed? I will tell you what: 7 straight wins have placed Palace firmly at the head of Div 1. Fucking hell, who's their manager, Paul Daniels ? Here's a good outside bet for you: Steve "The Minge" Bruce to take over the helm of Man Utd when Fergie finally does us all the favour by fucking off. I fully support the Daily Mail in their latest hate campaign against those cowards at Chelsea. I will tell you this, boy, if I had a young child or was a fringe squad player with no hope of a game, or had an injury, I would be on the first plane to Afghanistan, sorry Israel. I'd be a coward not to ! I am happy that the Daily Mail has once again stood up to be counted against all that is evil in this world: single mothers, immigrants, cowards, people with brown eyes, commies, catholics, those who tilt their soup bowls to drain the last drops etc etc. I think it would be a nice idea if that reformed king of violence, Paulo Di Canio, became the Sports Editor, given his well balanced opinions. Then we could have even more reason to never read such a racist excuse of a newspaper. The fucking horror ! Jolly well done the Leeds manager ! He was rightfully incensed when someone dared to tackle one of his psychopaths (Bowyer, Smith, Mills, Batty, Seth Johnson, Billy Bremner, Norman Hunter, George Graham, Eric Cantona, Jack Charlton, take your pick). Leeds have always stood for all that is right and proper in the world. Oh sorry I am getting confused. Leeds are in fact a team of northern fucking monkeys who snubbed the football establishment and the British Royal family, no less, by refusing to collect their LOSERS medals after they had been soundly thrashed by Chelsea in the 1970 FA Cup final ! Please join me in a rousing chorus of "In your Leeds slums, you look in the dustbin for something to eat, you find a dead whippet/ferret/pigeon (delete as appropriate) and think its a treat".
4. Bolton
They may be a crap side but Priesty is right to support them. Well Michael Ricketts - crazy name, crazy guy! I will buy you all a drink next time you're in south east asia.
Dr Les.
One more crack about me supporting Bolton and I will be seeing you in court, Doc. You will be paying me for the rest of your life, you muppet.
© 2001
Priesty's Chelsea FC Refuge.
Sir,
