I am once again moved to stand up for the common man and add some of my ying to your yang. What the fuck am I on about? Read on: He was shit at Boro - remember him limping off and whimpering on the touch line against Chelsea in the Cup Final ? Fucking tart ! Now he's trying to put that behind him by squaring up to the Rock. Now I would never advocate violence, but Marcel should have flattened that muppet - alright he would have been sent off and suspended and given away a penalty, but some things in life are worth fighting for. Just ask Tony Blair. Ravanelli is a cheat and a pussy. On behalf of all Irish Americans I would just like to say "feck off Priesty, bollox that you are". Remember Roy W ? Mal Donaghy ? Tony Cascarino ? They were all great servants of Chelsea and all either Irish or American. Well that's not strictly true, but big Tony has visited both Ireland and America. So let's not hear any more about no surrender or any of that nonsense. If I wanted to see racial hatred I would read the Daily Mail (or join those Combat 18 monkeys). I would just like to personally welcome back Gordon Strachan. The Premiership needs small ginger men with incredibly short fuses. Who can forget the one-man pitch invasion he staged against Chels a few years back - very impressive, Gordon. I am looking forward to more installments of the Gordon Strachan Experience. This man is a living god. If it was not for him Jimmy Floyd would have had to score a fuckload on Sunday. I hope all his detractors are now feeling suitably embarrassed and are standing in the corner with the bin on their heads. If this proves popular I think Priesty should make this into a regular feature. I personally think that the award should be between the following: Have I left anyone out? Its a difficult choice - its a shame they can't all win !
Dr Les, The Voice Of Reason.
Les, I will answer your points one by one:
1) Ravanelli: I agree with you 100%. Ravioli is a whining bitch. 2) Irish Americans: As you well know I never even mentioned "no surrender" or any of that bollocks, fucko. I am wise to your tricks - you are just trying to bait me and/or get me killed by the IRA. 3) Strachan: Bang on. He is like Rumpelstiltskin on acid and can always be relied on to make a complete cunt of himself down the touchline. You can't buy that sort of entertainment. 4) Bozza: He is indeed a God. I apologise for laughing when you called him a fat, talentless muppet that time we saw him when he was still playing for A***n V***a. 5) Minge of the Month: Good idea, only I can't decide either. Perhaps we could persuade them to fight each other for the award at the Bridge as a sort of pre-match entertainment ? That would be fucking cool, and no mistake.. Priesty.
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Priesty's Chelsea FC Refuge.
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