I feel that I must inject a note of sanity into your increasingly surreal excuse for a website. What has incited me? I will tell you what.. Reading your guestbook I came across an entry from North End Road's Jim, laying into Claudio, accusing him of having no passion and doubting his commitment to the cause. To make matters worse he suggested that other team members were less than committed and held up Dennis Wise and Luca as examples to us all. Jim is not alone in his ravings. Priesty has often described his intense sexual excitement at the mere whisper of Gianluca's name. Perhaps it is yet again time to put matters into perspective. Claudio Ranieri is worth 10 Viallis, 15 Flos and 200 Poyets. If you disagree I suggest that you stop pretending to be Chelsea fans and fuck off to Vicarage Rd, Ibrox or 3 Point Lane. Chelsea are enjoying their best start to a season since 1968, are in the semis of the Worthington, are poised for their 1st Championship in my lifetime and have recently spanked United, Liverpool, Leeds, Newcastle etc etc. I say well done Claudio, and anyone who knows anything about football will agree with me. How Priesty must have wept at the sight of a balding Italian playboy retreating into the visitors dressing room with his tail between his legs. So it's goodbye to plucky Watford and farewell to Priesty's wetdream of seeing the hornets beating Chelsea. Priesty is a well known critic of Ken Bates, the man who saved Chelsea and brought us the feast that we eat today. If the Mears brothers had stayed we would have merged with Fulham and been playing our home matches in Northolt. So what if the hotel is shite, who cares. What does it matter that Chelsea Village is taking time to find its feet. Only a muppet would bleat on about such trifles. Who is Priesty going to support in the Worthington Cup now ? Poyet and his new paymasters ? It is that time again to congratulate Carlo on his latest virtuoso performance. It does not even matter that the critics try and reduce the significance of the Liverpool result with their "4-0 and their goalie gets man of the match" bullshit. Who cares? We know who is Italy's numero uno. As the official website said the Southampton result was a freak. The end of another year, and now it is time for the annual Dr Les awards.
Dr Les
Yes, I see your point, Les, you despicable ingrate. Go ahead and slander me as much as you like, Muppet Boy. Do not forget that I know where you live - just wait till I have taken a couple of flying lessons and we will see who is fucking laughing. Happy New Year.
© 2002
Priesty's Chelsea FC Refuge.
Sir,
Fair Play: Graham Le Saux Judas 30 Pieces: Gus Poyet Best Goal line clearance: Graham Le Saux
Bill GallasBest Goal: JFH vs Man Utd (last season) Where are they now ?: Fabrizio Ravenilli (who the fucking hell are you ?) Worst career move: Mr D Wise, Leicester Most skillful player ever in CFC Blue: Gianfranco Zola Worst Referee: David "see me after class" Ellery Worst Defender: Martin Keown Worst Goalie: That bald bloke at Man Utd or Jerzy Dudek Best drunken naked display: Eijdur, Jodie, Frank, Frank, John I speak to God: Sepp Blatter Psycho monster: Danny Mills, Alan Smith, Danny Murphy Needs new glasses: Arsene Wegner Best website: Priesty's Watford Refuge or Rotten.com Voice of Reason:: Woodrow Wyatt Do us a favour and fuck off: Fergie
You see my point ?
The Voice of Reason II
