Sir, So what if fucking Tottenham beat us ? It is painful, yes. It fucking sticks in the throat, yes. It is un-fucking-believable, yes. But it is not the end of the world. Can you not remember getting fucked 7-0 by Forest ? No ? Well what about 6-0 against Rotherham away and then 4-1 at home in the same cunting season ? Who can ever forget losing to Wigan, Scarborough, Man Utd, Everton, Middlesbrough and every other two-bit, tin-pot northern fucking monkey team out there ? You name them, we have fucking lost to the cunts ! Now you can add fucking Tottenham to that list. Life goes on - but one thing is for sure: we are going to fucking slaughter them at the Bridge and go on to win the league. Let's get behind the boys and have no more talk of getting rid of anybody. Fuck me, did you turn on Furlong or Fleck or Sutton when they were not performing to their peak ? Did you hound out poor Duberry so that he was forced to join Leeds ? If you did then you shame on you. Remember - all the current squad chose to join Chelsea and therefore are part of our extended family. They do not need a load of snide remarks about their commitment from a bunch of armchair no-marks. They need our support.
The way we deal with defeat is a measure of our character, so join me in a rousing chorus of carefree wherever you may be, we are the famous CFC and we don't give a fuck.. He is dead to me. Let's not sully this site with his name any more. End of fucking story. He is a cunt though, you must agree. I hope all those liberals who got on my case over my opinions are feeling suitably sheepish. You know who you are and you know what to do - stand in the corner with the bin on your head. I am sorry. I can't maintain this upbeat tempo any longer. Fucking Tottenham ! Of all the teams and of all the times to lose to the cunts ! Sometimes it is hard to be a Chelsea fan.
Dr Les.
Sigh.. yes, Les, I do. We must look forward to the title that shall be ours in a few short weeks from now, and adopt the high moral ground befitting champions of England. We will let bygones be bygones, and allow Rootenham fans their moment of triumph that has led to them having to travel to Wales. We must even forget that Poyet is a scumsucking, treacherous, snide Tottenham wanker sonofabitch who will get his comeuppance just as surely as that other arsehole John Gregory has. That will teach both of them cunts to look at us funny !
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Priesty's Chelsea FC Refuge.
I must confess that recent events have left me at a loss. Those who know me would probably describe me as an optimist always looking for the silver lining. However even my good nature has not helped the horror of the last week:
