The world's grumpiest Chelsea fan loses his temper: "Sir, If you want a model professional you only have to look at Eddie Newton. He
is a model professional. How he can have slipped out of professional
football 3 years after scoring a wonder goal at wembley I will never know. Priesty, I honestly think that you should take more care over who you allow
to input into your site. There are some dangerously unhinged people out
there - I should know, I have to treat the fuckers. However having said that the guy selling dogcoats with Chelsea colours is a
true entrepreneur with a fantastic idea. If I had a dog I would certainly
buy one. Here's another idea for you - bikini carwash." Dear Doc, As for the bikini carwash idea, it appears that beneath all the hooliganish vitriol and bluster there lurks a man of exquisite taste and considerable intellect. Bravo !
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Priesty's Chelsea FC Refuge.
I recently had the misfortune to browse through your so-called guest book
and came across a highly offensive entry from Mark Harrison. Harrison took exception to my recent comments about that Norse fucker Tore (or should I write that Norse F**ker TAF). Harrison maintains that Flo was always a model professional who served
the club well! Flo is a tart, Harrison, he plays with anyone who will pay
him enough.
Dr Les, The Voice of Reason
Mr Harrison is a valued contributor to the site, much like yourself, so you see that I can't possibly take sides. I therefore suggest that you challenge him to a good, old fashioned punchup next time you're in England to pick up fresh supplies of Largactyl. I will gladly act as your second.
