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Surgery Notes

Sir,

I must apologise for the lack of contact but in the words of the great Michael Jackson my world has been rocked. But then just as I thought that life would never return to normal, it did just that. What the hell am I on about? I will tell you what..

Roberto Di Matteo

I am having trouble writing this as the tears streaming down my face are fucking with my keyboard. Events like this leave me and S. Blatter wondering whether there is a god at all - if there is how can he allow this to happen? I was looking forward to Roberto’s return with anticipation - remember Jokanovic was bought as his short term replacement ! The St Gallen match was Roberto’s last - the fucking horror !

However I am certain that my grief is nothing compared to Tommy Seagull’s (Priesty’s brother) who over the years has won a mint by betting on Roberto as first scorer every time we went to Wembley.

But before we say au revoir let us remember that wonder goal against those sad losers Middlesborough - what a fucking peach! I did not even have time to take my seat ! So farewell then, Roberto, give my regards to Shergar.

Normal Service

Over the last few months I have had the most horrible recurring nightmare. Di Canio winning fair play award, Ferguson staying on longer than Thatcher, Chelsea losing to Tottenham ! What next, you ask ?

Therefore I for one was relieved when I saw the Charlton result. This basically means that normal service has resumed ! Normal service means beating Tottenham in the league and cup, doing Utd at the Bridge and JFH winning the golden boot. I am also very confident of us winning our remaining league matches and winning the title on the last day of the season - life can be very sweet sometimes.

10 reasons to be cheerful
  1. Tottenham have lost 11 league games and still could be relegated yet!
  2. We do not have to play Arsenal or Charlton again this season
  3. Leeds have only taken 4 points since being dumped out of the FA Cup by the mighty Cardiff - hats off to Brian Kidd
  4. Frank Lampard - goal machine
  5. Leicester and Derby are relegation certainties
  6. PSV doing Leeds
  7. We have only conceded 12 goals at home this season (33% of them against the mighty Southampton)
  8. Watching Mr Dinsdale, the Leeds Chairman, inviting the Leeds supporters to come and have a go if they think they’re hard enough
  9. The return of King William of Gallas
  10. Carlo Cudicini, the man is a god
You see my point ?

Dr Les.

Yes I do, Les. Where the fuck have you been ?

Priesty.


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