Sir, I had the great pleasure of returning to London recently and was greeted by sunny skies, iced Kronenbergs, exotic herbal substances and 2 home victories. Of course I would like to share a couple of thoughts with your readers: Up until the Everton game I could not decide who has been the best player this season. To my mind it was a straight race between King William of Gallas, John Terry, JFH and Carlo - see the difficulty ? However I now will be voting for Jokanovic. Why the sudden turn-about? I will tell you why. I can only ever remember one player being booed onto the field, and that was Paul Canoville - his crime ? Being the first black man to play for the first team. This upset our moronic friends in Combat 18. You can forgive them because they are fucking retards and know no better. On Saturday Jokanovic's arrival was greeted with a chorus of booing from the home fans. That's right, Chelsea fans booing their own player ! I would like to remind you that Jokanovic chose to join Chelsea and has blue blood coursing through his veins. So this is what I say to any of his doubters - fuck you ! If you don't like him keep it to yourself, otherwise fuck off and watch Fulham, as that's all you deserve. John makes a point of telling anyone who cares to listen that Chelsea are not a big club and that he hates us ! Well let me tell you this, John, Derby are a shit club, who under your managerial reign have won fuck all and deserve to be in the Nationwide where they will be before long. And John, what's with the track suit and football boots ? Are you still playing ? You'd probably get a game at Derby, given the lack of quality in your side. Who can ever forget the excellent fun of watching the Baseball ground being wrecked by Chelsea scumbags every season? If it wasn't the plumbing, it was the seats. Warren: I must apologise. All this time I thought that you were the very worst player in the premiership (even badder than Keown !), so I was very surprised when you turned in a virtuoso performance against Chelsea. You were everywhere and it was no surprise when you picked out that donkey Strupar with a pinpoint cross for Derby's 1st away goal of the season ! I stand corrected and will be talking to Claudio about signing you.
So one minute he is skating on thin ice and the next everybody wants him. Come on make up your minds - is he rubbish or is he a fuck sight better than that balding Italian playboy we had last season ? You know my view - he is numero uno !
Imagine for one moment in your fucked up youth you did not choose to support Chelsea. You chose Spurs as your team. I know it's a fucking horrible scenario, but bear with me. Think about it for a moment: your heroes would be Steve Archibald, Perryman, Garth Crooks, Cyril Knowles and Graham Roberts. You'd be excited when the lilywhites signed Gordon Durie and Teddy Sheringham. You'd look forward to the new season when Glenn Hoddle came home to lead the team into a new era. But then imagine the horror of reality: Tony Cascarino, Kerry the Wig, Flo and Jimmy Floyd all scoring hat-tricks against you, and of losing to Blackburn in the final. Of playing Chelsea 5 times in a season, conceding 14 goals in the process. The moral of the story is that Spurs are the ultimate lost cause. My advice to Spurs fans everywhere is go to your mum's medicine cabinet and take out the Xanax and never come down.
Dr Les.
I couldn't agree more, Les, except that obviously with Vialli we would have already wrapped up the title by now. I do like Don Claudio, though, even though he's not fit to wipe Vialli's arse.
© 2001
Priesty's Chelsea FC Refuge.
You see my point ?
