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Sir,
While at the airport I had a quick scan of your excuse of a website, and my dander is well and truly up. Why ? I will fucking tell you why:
- Eddie Newton is a living God, as anyone who knows anything about anything
will tell you. Eddie invented the dragback; he scored a 30 yarder on his debut
against Neville Southall, when the Welshboy was at his peak. I could go on
and describe the many Eddie-Newton-fests I had the pleasure to witness over
the years. What has gone wrong, Eddie ? Why are you not vying for an England
spot ? Who the fuck are Leyton Orient ? Cunts, that's who, and ingrates.
- Aussie Rob suggested that I have again found the keys to the medicine
cabinet all because I was backing the famous Mark Bosnich. Let me tell you
this Aussie Rob, just because someone comes from Sydney is no reason for
hatred. You would not find me calling someone from Bolton a northern monkey
or suggesting that someone from Ipswich likes to fuck sheep, nor indeed
would I ever sing "Sign on, sign on, with your cap in your hand and you'll
never get a job" to visiting Liverpool fans or suggest that in their
Northern slums they look in the dustbin for something to eat, they find a
dead cat and hey think its a treat. I hope all you Aussie Robs out there
feel suitably chastised.
Fowler. Let me clarify my position on the Fowler situation. Robbie Fowler
is and always will be a scouse cunt. End of story. He will continue to be a
scouse cunt up until the day he signs for Chelsea and on that day I will
welcome him with open arms.
You see my point?
Dr Les, The Voice of Reason
Can't find much to disagree with you there, Les. One of us is slipping...
Priesty.
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