skatecockney help

• China's - china plates - mates
• Gwendal and Marina - Arena
• Tonya and Nancy - Fancy
• Yags - bags
• Robin Cousins - Dozens
• Peizerat, Vic and Shae - way
• Shae and Vic - nick (steal)
• Scary Babs - cabs
• Galit Chait - late
• Maya - tyre
• Punsalan and swallow - borrow
• Chris Dean - Mean (miserly)
• Tenly Albright - tight (also miserly)
• Jamie and Justin - Bustin'
• Sarah Hughes - Loo's (restroom ?!? lol)
• Kissncry - try
• Simon and Chris - Piss
• Tiff - Jiff (a sec?)
• Ice Skating 'ere - waiting here
• John Curry - Hurry
• Gordeeva and Grinkov - Think of
• Hooting the Shae-Lynn Bourne - Hooting the horn
• Matthew and Eve - believe
• Do me a Gordeeva! - do me a favour ! (give me a break ?!?)
• The Gwendal and Marina is Baiuls away and i need to spend a Sonja 'enie - The Arena is miles away and i need to spend a penny (use the restroom)
• Zhulin - fooling
• Gorsha Sur - Fur
• Pov and Rita - meter
• Could 'ave gone concorde for that Michael Weiss - Could have flown concorde for that price
• Load of Victor Kraatz - Load of Prats (diplomatic answer ;-) could be something else)
• Bolero Bloke and the 'eydrobladin' ungarian - The Bolero man and the Hydroblading Hungarian person :)
• 'adn't Meno and Sand this - I hadn't planned this
• Jayne and Chris - miss
• Kwan it, Naomi Nari bloody Nam it ! - Darn it, Damn it !
• Whadya Torvill and Dean ? - What do you mean ?
• I wanna talk to me Woetzel and Steuer on the phone now ! - I would like to telephone my lawyer right away :)
• Taking the Shae and Vic - Taking the mick (see taking the piss)
• 'cos i can't speak the mandy and ingo - lingo
• Getting on me Katerinas - Katerina Witts - tits
• Crazy Brits - see above :)
• Isabelle and Paul - fool (ouch!)
• Chris and Jayne in the Pekerek - A pain in the neck (nuisance)
• Naomi and Petes - seats
• They shouldn't 'ave Linichuk the Simon and Chris when i'm stressed and Galit Chait - They shouldn't have took the piss when I'm stressed and late.
• Amber Corwin - Borin' (ouch again!)

Hopefully this will be of some help to your general understanding of 'skatecockney'. If not then...umm...sorry!

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