[Scene opens in the back with Michael Rizzotte standing with Vincent Vallientine...]
Rizzotte: OK, Mr. Zane, I'm standing here with Vincent Vallientine, who was recently betrayed by his former tag team partner Sephiroth during on of their interviews. Vincent, your thoughts...
Vincent Vallientine: Sephiroth! You wanna turn your back on me?! The only reason you did it is because you knew that I could and would take over... But no I'm gonna do something much worse than take you over Seph... I'm gonna take you OUT!
[Vincent storms out of the room...]
Rizzotte: There you have it! Vincent Vallientine looking to take out his former partner... Now let's get it back to you guys at ringside!
[Scene opens showing Kevin Zane, Wayne Reichert, and Billy Joe Bob sitting at the announcing table...]
Zane: OK, ladies and gentlemen, before we start our 25-Man Battle Royal, I'd like to take a minute and explain the rules of the event... All 25 men will start in the ring at the same time, there will be no random entries... In order for a man to be eliminated, the wrestler must be sent OVER THE TOP ROPE and BOTH FEET must touch the arena floor! And, of course, the winner will be declared the NEW RWA World Television Champion... Now, let's kick it over to Jason Garrison for the introductions of the participants...
Joe Bob: Did you say BOTH FEET?!
[Ding, Ding, Ding!!!]
Garrison Ladies and gentlemen, our next contest of the night will be for the RWA World Television Championship, and it will be a 25-Man Over-The-Top-Rope Battle Royal!
[Crowd pops...]
Garrison: Introducing, the participants... Vincent Vallientine!
Zane: Mixed reaction for Vallientine, and he looks determined!
Garrison: The Down South Hustlers... C-Murder, Killa Sin, and The Shocker!
Joe Bob: Ya know, close factions like these guys have a BIG advantage when it comes to matches like this...
Garrison: Erik Draven!
Zane: A newcomer to the RWA, making his debut...
Garrison: HellRaiser!
Reichert: We saw this man earlier tonight in a losing effort against Spawn... This battle royal could give him a chance at revenge...
Garrison: Longshot!
Zane: Uhhhh... There's no Longshot...
Joe Bob: He's probably recovering from that number that the Covenant of Death did on him earlier tonight... Give the man a break, Zane!
Zane: Well that's understandable...
Garrison: Big Bad Shomo!
Reichert: Another newcomer making his RWA debut here tonight...
Garrison: Sephiroth!
Zane: Here's the man that Vincent Vallientine wants to get his hands on...
ReichertL But he's not getting in the ring... He's coming over here! And look at that sinister stare he's getting from Vallientine! But he seems uneffected...
Garrison: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaangreeeeeeeeeeeeeeene!
Zane: This big man has to be an odds on favorite to win it all!
Sephirtoh: He's not an odds on favorite to win shit, Zane, because I'm winnin' this thing and I'm gonna be the one that takes home the gold!
Zane: Then get in the ring!
Sephiroth: No, I think I'm gonna make that schmuck wait! If he wants me, he can come out and get me!
Zane: OK, Garrison has introduced 'Movie Star' Joe Eastwood and Ravanna... Let's get back to the introductions...
Garrison: Accompanied by Dan 'The Blizzard' Tucker, Montreal Kid... Canadian Homeboy... The Sinister Posse!
Zane: What's Tucker doing out here?!
Joe Bob: It's nothing but a little insurance, Zane!
Garrison: Members of Hell's Heroes... Lobo and Spawn! ... Jack Hammer!
Zane: Jack Hammer, another newcomer making his debut...
Garrison: Making his return to active competition in the RWA...Killer!
Reichert: Killer has come close to winning the World Television Title on several occasions... We'll see if he can get the job done tonight!
Garrison: Plague!
Zane: Imagine the possibilities if this man, Plague, and Gangrene were to go face to face!
Reichert: A battle of the Goliaths here in the RWA!
Garrison: Now... Members of the Covenant of Death... Accompanied to the ring by The Keeper... Death Jester, Cpl. Punishment, and, making his return... Chronos!
Zane: These guys are gonna have a lot of pull in that ring tonight... But they've also got a lot of enemies, so they'd better be watching they're backs!
Garrison: From Da Messiah, accompanied by Dani Exell... Axon Blade!
Zane: Axon has the abilty to win this thing, but... Hey! That's Trent Malady!
Reichert: Trent Malady hits Axon Blade from behind with a piece of his cane that Axon broke earlier this evening, and they're rumblin' in the ring! We're under way here!
Zane: Sephiroth finally gets in the ring... And Vallientine goes right after him! He's unloading on him!
Joe Bob: Malady's still beatin' on Axon out there in the aisle!
Zane: Officials are out there telling Malady to get in the ring... And it looks like he's gonna go, but Axon Blade is down...
Joe Bob: He'll get up Zane! He's a trooper!
Reichert: And it looks like he is getting up... And he's going to the ring!
Zane: And over in the far corner there, Vallientine's nearly got Sephiroth over!
['Heresy' by Nine Inch Nails begins to play over the PA system...]
Joe Bob: What's goin' on here, Zane?!
Reichert: That's Longshot's music...
Zane: And here comes Longshot... And he's got Masked Demon, Lucifer, and BlackHeart with him!
Joe Bob: What's he doing?!
Zane: I don't know, but they're all getting in the ring...
Joe Bob: The wrestler's don't know what to do...
Reichert: Lobo's going after 'em!
Zane: Lobo trying to go after Lucifer... That may not be a wise decision on his choice!
Reichert: Oh no... Lucifer has Lobo by the throat...
Zane: Here comes Lobo's partner Spawn, but Lucifer's got him too!
Reichert: Double choke slam on Spawn and Lobo!
Joe Bob: Look over here in the corner... It looks like Death Jester's gettin' in the ear of Gangrene...
Zane: Masked Demon and BlackHeart throw out Spawn and Lobo and they've both been eliminated!
Reichert: And look at this... The three members of the Covenant of Death and GANGRENE now forming some kind of alliance... And they're gettin' in the face of Longshot and his crew!
Joe Bob: Gangrene's face-to-face with Lucifer! Look at these two huge men!
Zane: They're goin' at it!
Reichert: And this battle royal is gonna continue!
Zane: Chronos sends Masked Demon flying over the top rope with a clothesline... He wasn't even an official participant in this battle royal!
Joe Bob: Gangrene's got Lucifer backed into a corner over there... Choppin' the big man down to size!
Reichert: Sephiroth now taking control over Vincent Vallientine...
Zane: Death Jester and Longshot are going at it again tonight... It's a miracle that Longshot could even walk out here after the beating he took earlier!
Joe Bob: Look at this... Gangrene and Lucifer going at it in the corner...
Reichert: Death Jester, Chronos, and Cpl. Punishment are sneaking up on the two big men... Oh my God!
Zane: They just got under the two big men and they're both outta here! C.O.D. has turned their back on Gangrene and he's been eliminated!
Reichert: Gangrene's outta here!
Joe Bob: Those officials had better hold him back... He wants back in that ring!
Zane: Death Jester laughing at Gangrene... Ooooooooooo...
Joe Bob: Low blow!
Reichert: Longshot just went down low on Death Jester... There's a little payback from earlier!
Zane: And finally the officals are getting BlackHeart out of the ring... He wasn't even supposed to be in this match in the first place!
Reichert: Gangrene, BlackHeart, and Lucifer all gone!
Joe Bob: Hey! Who's that over there?!
Zane: That's C-Murder of The Down South Hustlers walking around on the outside, and I believe he was just eliminated by Erik Draven!
Reichert: That must be the case, because now Killa Sin and The Shocker have come over and they're double teaming on Draven...
Zane: Over there! John Fucsko's about to eliminate Canadian Homeboy! He's almost over and... No!
Reichert: Montreal Kid just came over and saved his cousin from elimination! Homeboy and Kid are double teaming on Fucsko...
Joe Bob: Vincent Vallientine and Sephiroth haven't stopped fighting since this thing started...
Zane: And Sephiroth's nearly got Vallientine eliminated... Yes!
Joe Bob: No, wait! Vincent hung on to the ropes... But Sephiroth thinks he's gone!
Reichert: Sephiroth's celebrating in the ring... But he'd better turn around!
Zane: Vallientine's got Sephiroth from behind...
Reichert: That's his HellMaker reverse DDT!
Joe Bob: Looks like Sephiroth's out cold!
Zane: Vincent picks him up... Yes! He's thrown him over!
Reichert: Sephiroth's gone... And he's out on the floor!
Zane: Officials are trying to revive Sephiroth, and in the meantime, Big Bad Shomo attacks Vallientine from behind...
Reichert: Longshot still on Death Jester, choking him with his boot in the corner...
Zane: Chronos singled out with Killer... These two returning superstars have had their battles in their past...
Reichert: And Cpl. Punishment's going at it with 'Movie Star' Joe Eastwood... Look at this pair!
Joe Bob: Over here, Shomo's whipping Vallientine into the ropes...
Reichert: And Vincent just went flying over that top rope! He's eliminated!
Zane: Look at Sephiroth on the outside! He pulled down that top rope and Vincent went flying out...
Reichert: Vincent now chasing Sephiroth back to the locker room... Look out in the back!
Joe Bob: Look at this over here... It looks like a team of wrestlers are gonna go after Plague...
>>>Fast Forward 9 Minutes>>>
['Movie Star' Joe Eastwood, Plague, Jack Hammer, Big Bad Shomo, The Shocker, and HellRaiser have all been eliminated...]
Zane: We're about 20 minutes into this battle royal, and just about 10 men remain in the ring...
Reichert: Let's see, we got Axon Blade squaring off with Ravanna, Canadian Homeboy and Montreal Kid are back double teaming on Fucsko...
Joe Bob: Homeboy's lucky to still be in this one! He's gotten a lot of help from his cousin tonight...
Reichert: All three memers of the Covenant of Death remain, and they're over fighting with Longshot and Killer, Erik Draven's almost got Killa Sin out in the near corner, and former World Heavyweight Champion Trent Malady just taking a breather at this point...
Joe Bob: Malady's doing the smart thing!
Zane: Erik Draven almost has Killa Sin over... No! Malady comes over and makes the save for Killa Sin... Malady now taking on Draven...
Reichert: Over on the left side, Axon Blade has Ravanna out... No! Ravanna hangs on on the apron... Axon charges in, but Ravanna hits him with a shoulderblock to the gut...
Zane: Ravana and Blade exchanging punches, and it looks like Ravanna's getting the better of him...
Joe Bob: Look at this... Ravanna's going to try and bring Axon over with a suplex to the floor!
Reichert: Who's that from the back?!
Joe Bob: ROT!
Zane: Ravanna's trying to get Axon over... No! Rot yanks Ravanna off the apron... And he falls right into the Rotmission!
Reichert: Ravanna has been eliminated thanks to Rot... And now he's being choked out on the outside!
Zane: We're gonna need some officials to pull Rot off Ravanna!
Reichert: Here comes some security!
Joe Bob: They gotta get him off him! This is crazy!
Reichert: Well finally Rot releases the hold... Ravanna's gasping for breath...
Zane: Security trying to get Rot to the back... Oh my God! My God, no!
Reichert: Rot just took down a security guard... He's punching the man while he's down!
Zane: Oh no! They just pepper-sprayed Rot!
Joe Bob: And they're handcuffing him! This really is crazy!
Zane: They're bringing Rot to the back in handcuffs... Who knows where he's gonna be spending his night tonight!
Reichert: He's finally outta here, and back in the ring, Trent Malady just threw out Killa Sin!
Zane: And over in the corner, John Fucsko almost has Canadian Homeboy out...
Reichert: No! Once again, Montreal Kid makes the save for his cousin!
>>>Fast Forward 6 Minutes>>>
[Erik Draven, Cpl. Punishment, and Killer have all been eliminated...]
Zane: Death Jester, Chronos, Trent Malady, Axon Blade, Canadian Homeboy, Montreal Kid, John Fucsko, and Longshot... These are the men that remain, and one of these men will be the next RWA World Television Champion!
Reichert: Death Jester and Chronos working over Longshot in the far right corner there, Montreal Kid and Canadian Homeboy getting ready to whip Fucsko into the ropes...
Zane: Kid and Homeboy whip Fucsko in, but Fucsko explodes off the ropes and hit walks right through their double clothesline and hits 'em with one of his own!
Reichert: Trent Malady is back working on Axon Blade, trying to get him out in the corner... No! Thumb to the eye by Axon Blade saves him!
Zane: Death Jester's picking up Longshot in the opposite corner, and he's bringing him to the middle of the ring... He's signaling for the Hand of Death!
Reichert: Jester picks him up... No! Once again, Longshot goes down low, kicking Death Jester in the groin on the way up!
Joe Bob: Here comes Chronos!
Zane: Chronos tries to come in with a lariat, but Longshot ducks under... Kick to the groin on Chronos! Longshot now picking up Chronos... Spinning Power Bomb!
Reichert Longshot picks up Chronos off the mat... He's going to throw him out... Yes! Chronos goes flying over that top rope and he's gone!
Joe Bob: Jester's back to his feet!
Zane: Jester comes running in and nearly takes Longshot's head off with that clothesline... And that sends Longshot flying to the outside!
Reichert: Now Longshot's gone!
Zane: Jester goes over and is trying to help Trent Malady eliminate Axon Blade, but Fucsko's almost got Montreal Kid out!
Reichert: Here comes Canadian Homeboy...
Zane: Wait a second! Homeboy just helped Fucsko toss out Montreal Kid! What's going on here?!
Reichert: Fucsko doesn't know what to do... Canadian Homeboy is looking down and laughing at Montreal Kid!
Zane: What an ungrateful... If it weren't for Montreal Kid, Homeboy wouldn't even still be in this thing!
Joe Bob: Homeboy forgot about one thing...
Zane: Fuckso, from behind... Yes! He just dumped out Canadian Homeboy! Both Homeboy and Montreal Kid are gone... And they're brawling on the outside!
Reichert: Dan 'The Blizzard' Tucker comes over, trying to regain some order... He seperates 'em, but then he turns around and nails Montreal Kid!
Joe Bob: This must of been all a setup by Homeboy and Tucker!
Reichert: Yea, Homeboy uses him for help in the battle royal and then he gets rid of him... This is horrible!
Zane: Officials are pulling Tucker and Homeboy of the Kid on the outside, but in the ring, Death Jester's almost got Fucsko out!
Reichert: Malady's leaving Axon hung up in the corner and he's coming over to Jester and Fucsko... Only these four men remain!
Zane: Malady comes over... And he's pulling Death Jester off Fucsko... He goes for the Maladjuster on Jester, but he ducks and Malady hits Fucsko! Malady just sent Fucsko flying over the top rope!
Reichert: Fucsko's outta here... And Axon's freeing himself from the ropes over in the corner...
Zane: Death Jester about to dump Malady over... Wait a second! Axon Blade! Axon Blade!
Reichert: Blade just dumped Malady and Jester over at the same time! He's the last man in the ring! He wins it!
[Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding!!!]
Garrison: The winner of the 25-Man Battle Royal, and NEEEEEEEEEW RWA World Television Champion... AXOOOOOOOOOOOON BLAAAAAAAAAAADE!
Zane: Axon Blade has won it! This is unbelievable!
Reichert: And Da Messiah has a chance to clean up on titles tonight, because up next, Kontra's going to be facing Nuke for the World Heavyweight Title in a SCAFFOLD MATCH!
Joe Bob: Oh my God!
Zane: Fans, we'll be right back with our World Heavyweight Title Match...
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