[The scene cuts to the backstage area where Michael Rizzotte is standing with Canadian Homeboy, Dan 'The Blizzard' Tucker, and an unknown blonde-haired girl...]
Rizzote: OK, I'm back here with Canadian Homeboy, and Canadian Homeboy, what is your explanation for your actions tonight?! You turned your back on your cousin and now you come out here with this woman... What's going on?!
Canadian Homeboy: Yo, go make me some pizza Giovanni or whatever the hell your name is... Yo! This is Canadian Homegirl, my manager... She's 'bout it and all that! As for Montreal Kid, he is a thug and I'm gonna take his asa out at Winter Warz... Canadian Death Match! And Kid, I'm givin' you a shot at my most prized possesion... The TWO Canadian Title, yo!
Rizzote: Dan 'The Blizzard' Tucker...
Dan Tucker: Fucsko, you turned your back on us tonight and I challenging you right now for a match next week at Winter Warz! You ain't nuthin' but a worthless scumbag, and at the pay-per-view, I'm gonna teach you a lesson... And that lesson is that you don't turn your back on the Posse!
Canadian Homeboy: Fucsko is straight trippin' yo... Montreal Kid, that piece of crap... He better show up so I can have him sign this...
[Homeboy holds up a pen and paper as Montreal Kid walks into the scene...]
Montreal Kid: Homeboy, I helped you in the Battle Royal and you turned on me... You used to be cool, but now you have become nothing but an arrogant and pompus punk! I'll sign your little paper, and at Winter Warz, I WILL take the TWO Canadian Title.... Even if this is the RWA, fool!
Canadian Homeboy: Well lemme tell you something, cuz...
Rizzotte: Oh my God!
[Homeboy kicks Montreal Kid in the stomach, and suddenly Tucker comes in and nearly takes Kid's head off with a clothesline. Tucker and Homeboy both kick Kid while he's down until Tucker picks him up and holds him for Homeboy. Homeboy connects with the Ghetto Blaster right to the jaw of Montreal Kid and he falls back to the floor...]
Rizzotte: This is outrageous! Let's get some help for this man!
[John Fucsko runs in to save Montreal Kid as Sinister Posse runs away...]
[Canadian Homeboy is heard shouting as he runs away and Fucsko checks on Kid...]
Canadian Homeboy: Yea! Yea! What's the dilly now yo?! Axon Blade, you're next yo!
Rizzotte: Let's get some help back here!
[The scene cuts away from the backstage area and back inside the arena where we see Kevin Zane, Wayne Reichert, and Billy Joe Bob sitting at the announcer's table...]
Reichert: That's horrible...
Joe Bob: I think it's great, Reichert! I love the Family Feud!
Zane: Will you stop?! Now while our crew sets up the scaffold for our next match, I'd like to talk about the RWA's second pay-per-view event, Winter Warz, which will be taking place one week from tonight, on Friday night, February 7th originating from the SkyDome in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. I understand that there are already two matches signed for that event, and they will pit Rot facing off against Ravanna, and also Vincent Vallientine will take on his former tag team partner, Sephiroth.
Reichert: And now apparently a Canadian Death Match for the TWO Canadian Championship between cousins Canadian Homeboy and Montreal Kid?
Joe Bob: And don't forget the winner of this next match will face Trent Malady for the World Heavyweight Title!
Zane: And speaking of our next match, I believe we're ready to go and set for action... Jason Garrison, take it away!
Garrison: Ladies and gentlemen, this contest, schedueled for one fall, a Scaffold Match, will be for the RWA World Heavyweight Championship!
['The Shiznit' by Snoop Doggy Dogg begins to play over the PA system...]
Garrison: Introducing first, from Queens, New York City, weighing in at 263 pounds and accompanied to the ring by Dani Exell, the challenger... KONTRA!
Zane: Kontra coming down the aisle accompanied by Dani Exell...
Joe Bob: He's all business tonight... We're gonna see a new champion!
Reichert: Kontra and Dani are in the ring, and we're about to hear the introduction for the World Heavyweight Champion...
['Back In Black' by AC/DC begins to play over the PA system as the fans boos start to turn into loud cheers...]
Garrison: And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by Schaherezade, from Ottawa, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 330 pounds, he is the RWA World Heavyweight Champion... NUKE!
Zane: Nuke also looking to be all business tonight... Both men know what's at stake tonight...
Reichert: And they both know the consequences of losing this match... That's a 20 foot drop from the top of that scaffold to the ring, and there's no pretty mats there to break the fall!
Zane: Nuke taking his leather jacket off and talking to Schahzereade... Look out!
Reichert: Kontra attacking Nuke from behind before the bell, gaining and early advantage...
Zane: The bell sounds and we're under way!
Reichert: Kontra just pounding the big man in the corner with fists and forearms...
>>>Fast Forward 14 Minutes>>>
Zane: They've brawled all over this building, but they have yet to even attempt to get on top of that scaffold! That's the only way we're gonna get a winner!
Joe Bob: Can ya blame 'em Zane? Would you wanna get up there and have to fight a 260 or 330 pound man?!
Zane: Well I can't say I blame 'em, but they both accepted this match, and they knew what they we're getting into!
Reichert: They're in the crowd, and thank God they're bringing back to the ring...
Zane: Nuke and Kontra brawling in the crowd right behind the steel guardrail... Nuke's in control...
Reichert: Nuke whips Kontra hard right into that guardrail and coming in, clotheslining him over the guardrail!
Zane: Dani Exell is checking on Kontra, but she'd better clear out of the way because here comes Nuke back over the guardrail...
Reichert: Dani Exell is standing over Kontra, not letting Nuke get to him! What's this all about?!
Zane: I don't know, but this may be a big mistake by Dani Exell!
Reichert: Oh my God! Nuke scoops up Dani Exell... He throws her through the middle and top ring ropes and into the ring!
Joe Bob: He can't do that! He just put his hands on a woman, Zane! You're gonna let him get away with that?!
Zane: Dani knew the consequences when she started to get involved, so YES, I'm gonna let that happen!
Reichert: Kontra coming from behind Nuke, and he kicks him right between the legs!
Zane: Oooooooooo...
Joe Bob: Ha Ha! That'll teach him to lay his hands on a woman!
Reichert: Kontra throws Nuke back into the ring...
Zane: And Kontra's going over to our ringside attendents... He's got a chair!
Reichert: Kontra now getting in the ring with that chair...
Zane: He goes to hit Nuke with it, but Nuke blocks it and kicks Kontra in the mid-section and hits him with a big power bomb!
Reichert: Now Nuke's got that chair!
Joe Bob: What's he doing?!
Zane: It looks like he's putting that chair in position for something...
Reichert: Nuke placed that chair flat on the mat in the corner of the ring, and now he's going back over to Kontra...
Zane: Nuke scoops Kontra up... Running Inverted Piledriver coming up!
Reichert: Nuke runs across the ring with Kontra on his shoulder, but he stops... He's pointing to the chair!
Zane: Nuke's gonna give Kontra that Running Inverted Piledriver on the chair!
Joe Bob: No! No!
Reichert: Kontra positions himself in the corner, runs across, and...
Zane: Oh, that had to hurt! Running Inverted Piledriver, and Kontra's skull was just driven right into that chair!
Reichert: Nuke now pointing to the sky... He's going up!
Zane: He might have a long wait though... Kontra's out!
Joe Bob: Oh my God!
Reichert: Nuke makes his way to the top of the scaffold as Dani goes over to check on Kontra...
Zane: Kontra is out... Dani's coming over here...
Reichert: Fans, Dani Exell has just taken our pitcher of water from the table... She dumps the pitcher on Kontra!
Zane: Kontra's all wet, but at least he's alive... He looks up and sees Nuke up on the scaffold...
Reichert: And now Kontra making his way up to the scaffold... From here, there's only one way down, and the last man standing on the top of that scaffold will be declared the winner!
Joe Bob: Oh yea, this is where it gets good...
Zane: Kontra makes his way up to the top and the ladders are removed from each side of the scaffold...
Reichert: Both men approaching each other with extreme caution...
Zane: Keep in mind that the space up on top of that scaffold is very limited... The scaffold is only eight feet wide, and it's not the sturdiest thing in the world either...
Joe Bob: Look at the women, Zane!
Zane: Yes, both Schaherezade and Dani Exell are in the ring looking up and also looking concerned, shouting encouragements to their men...
Reichert: Both men carefully appraoching each other... They lock up... Neither man is budging...
Zane: Ladies and gentlemen, right now, the crowd is stunned... They're not sure what to think. Never in the RWA have we seen something like this...
Reichert: The men finally lock up... Nuke takes control! He use his power and shoves Kontra down and..
Joe Bob: Kontra almost fell off right there!
Zane: Schaherezade getting a little overzealous in the ring as Kontra was pushed down, and Dani Exell didn't seem to like Schah's encouragements that she was shouting to her man...
Reichert: Nuke approaches Kontra, but Kontra pulls him down and this time Nuke almost fell off!
Zane: You can hear Schah's screams as both men roll around on that scaffold trying to gain an advantage... Wait a second!
Reichert: Dani Exell just grabbed Schaherezade by the hair and threw her on the ground! She's getting on top of her and continuing to slap her!
Zane: Both men up on the scaffold are frozen as they look down at what is happening... Kontra now backing off to his end of the scaffold as Nuke looks down at what is happening to his woman...
Reichert: Dani now putting Schaherezade in what appears to be a reverse chinlock, but she's putting preasure and squeezing on Schah's neck!
Zane: And Dani's screaming at Nuke, telling him to save his woman, but there's only one way down to the ring!
Joe Bob: Ha Ha! This is brilliant, Zane! Because if Nuke comes down to save his woman, then he loses the title!
Zane: Kontra sitting on the end of the scaffold, and he's smiling at Nuke... Just giving him a sinister smile...
Reichert: Nuke doesn't know what to do... Does he save his woman or continue with the match?!
Zane: Dani now squeezing harder on the neck of Schaherezade and screaming at Nuke, telling him to come save his woman!
Reichert: Nuke looking at Kontra once again... Oh my God!
Joe Bob: Nuke just jumped! He jumped off the scaffold!
Zane: I can't believe this! Dani let go of Schah and headed for the locker room the second Nuke jumped off that scaffold, he took a nasty bump on his side as he hit the mat, but now Nuke checks on Schah... And we... We apparently have... A new champion...
Reichert: Kontra just laughing maniacly on top of the scaffold as Nuke holds Schah in his arms...
Joe Bob: This is great! Brilliant on the part of Da Messiah!
Zane: Fans... I don't know... Let's get the official word...
Garrison: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match... And NEEEEEEEEEEW...
Reichert: Oh no...
Garrison: RWA World Heavyweight Champion... KOOOOOOOONTRAAAAAAAA!!!
Zane: I can't believe this...
Reichert: The fans are in shock, as are we...
Joe Bob: Speak for yourself! This is great!
Zane: Oh, just shut up will ya!
Reichert: I'm not sure what to say...
Zane: Kontra makes his way down from the scaffold, and he was jsut awarded the World Heavyweight Title belt by senior referee Rich Dengler... This is horrible...
Reichert: Kontra takes the belt and just heads to the back... Nuke staring out at Kontra... Now he's looking this way...
[Nuke looks over to the announce position and RWA President Kevin Zane and mouths what appears to be the words 'That's it, it's over...']
Zane: What is that supposed to mean?!
Reichert: Nuke picks up Schaherezade... And he just walks out...
Zane: The fans are booing and throwing objects at Nuke... He doesn't seem to care as he just walks out, carrying Schaherezade in his arms with with his head down...
Joe Bob: What's going on here?!
Zane: I... I don't know... Fans, we're out of time. Thank you for joining us, and be sure to join us for our second ever pay-per-view event, Winter Warz, one week from tonight... Goodnight everybody...
[The scene fades to black as Nuke carries Schaherezade to the back...]
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