Philly Dominates, Wins Thriller

Pakk "Kicks" Self, Perfect Season

Remember pre-season? The reports out of Pakker-land that this dominating team could, would go undefeated? Remember Leroy Butler suggesting that perhaps 16-0 during the regular season was an attainable goal? Remember the "19-0" chant by numerous drunken Pakker fans during the tailgate party before the season opener against Da' Bears?

Well, they're just memories.

Ray Rhodes coached a near perfect game, as the Eagles stymied that Pakk all day. Finally it comes down to a chip-shot field goal. Simple ending right? Just send in Chris Jacke and this game goes down as a victory for the Pakk - a team destined for 16-0.

But wait! Pakker management decided that Jacke wasn't needed. Leave it to a rookie, besides it's a chip shot.

WRONG! CHOKE!

Eagles Win! Eagles Win!

Classy move Ron Wolf!

Lions Maul Wedges, Eat Cheddar

Barry, Barry, Barry!

Barry goes left, ten yards. Barry goes right, seven yards. Barry bursts up the middle for fourteen yards.

The Pakk "D" emerges again! Or should that be submerges? Barry runs and runs, like the Energizer bunny. The Pakk "D" whiffs and whiffs.

Farve decides that kneeling is for more that prayer these days. It's a great position to pass from. You can even complete a pass from the kneeling position. Of course, it might not be completed to a player from your team, but a completion none the less.

16-0? Not if they have to play Barry every week.

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Pakk "D" and "O" Limit Dolts, er Colts, to 41 Points

0-10 Colts bounce not quite 16-0 Pakk

The Colts, off to a blazing 0-10 start, sent the Pakk packing after a 41-38 spanking. How? Why? When?

Start off with the easiest, November 16 is the when. Of course, according to the pre-season pundits, the Pakk would be 10-0 coming into the November 16 game. Oh well, the Colts had an unblemished record coming into the game.

Why? Well, because the Pakkers suck. Farve sucks! A fumble returned for a touchdown. A pass intercepted and returned for a touchdown.

Reggie White sucks! Well, he could suck, since he decided to sit down for the last game-winning drive, the jury is still out. (Poor [multi-millionaire] Reggie! He was a tuckered out lad. He needed his rest!)

How? Easy, just score baby! An that is especially easy against the Pakk "D" in the fourth quarter. All you have to do is rush or pass the ball.

Some Super Bowl Thoughts

Contributed by Wildman

* The Pakk is no longer undefeated in Super Bowl play, unlike San Francisco.

* Farve lost a Super Bowl...Bradshaw, Montana, and Aikman never did.

* No three-peat.

* The AFC ends its streak against the Pakk. (How humiliating.)

* The Broncos finally win one, at the Pakkers' expense, after being blown out every other time.

* The Pakk still hasn't won as many as Dallas, San Francisco, or Pittsburgh.

* The Pakkers still suck!!!

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