Just a Few Thoughts...
This is my favorite quote by a girl i know. Her name is Summer, and she is smart.
Q: "Why don't people think for themselves?"
A: "Mabye they haven't thought of it."
"I don't fuckin' get it. Why do cops always fuck with me?"
(overheard from a 15 year-old boy smoking a cigarette, riding a
skate board, wearing baggy jeans and a Marijuana Leaf T-shirt, and a backpack
that has, written in black marker, large-block lettering, "Fuck Pigs".)
"If i'd really gotten my ribs removed, i would have been
busy sucking my own dick on the wonder years instead
of chasing winnie cooper. besides, i wouldn't have sucked
other people's dicks on stage, either. i would have been busying
sucking my own. plus, who really has time to be killing puppies
when you can be sucking your own dick? i think i'm gonna
call a surgeon in the morning" - marilyn manson.
"you can't see kalifornia without marlon brando's eyes"
"look...i'm right, somebodies a fuckin' rat..."
"i'm afraid of americans"
"prying open my third eye"
"trust in my clique...odds are one to six, revolution of the sick...give it up give it up, give it up fr the mastermind...brotherhood-like family, special design...the verbal menace, welcome to my maddness"
"look me in my brand-new eye"
"god begs me, you'll never see the light he wants you to see"
"morality dictates..."
"you were my mechanical bride, my pheno-barbie doll...a manic queen of depression, with the face of a dead star."
"i pray we die holding hands"
"life was never easy on my mom-duke...raisin' up two youth with no loot and no future to boot. but she got it done, without the help of anyone she got it done."
now for a section called...
Conspiracy Theories Abound!
Proof Positive that Acne Medication is Out For Yr Money and Does Not Give a Good God Damn Abt Yr Face!!!
Almost two years ago, i was going out with this girl...and
i was spending the night at her house. anyway, like most humans, she
was not satisfied with her outward apperance(she thought she had a lot of zits).
So before we went to bed she asked me to apply some zit cream on her face "anywhere
you see a bump that looks like it might turn into a zit." well, being a newcommer to
the world of zit cream application, i used too much and had a little left on my finger.
so, i jokingly applied the excess to my nose. The next morning, when i went downstairs to
brush my teeth, i noticed a zit on my nose right where i put the so-called "anti-acne medication"!!!
Coincidence???I Think Not!!
this was submitted by adam x
They have to put something in orange juice, I sware to god. It makes you
drink more. Maybe marjiuana. Who knows. Orange juice is evil, but looks
good..tases bad, but tastes even worse hot. Orange juice needs to be
killed.
Adam x
Do you have any conspiracy theories you would like to add? E-mail me and let me know.
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