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My wife ran off with my best friend, and sure I do miss him
When I picked up your book I was so convulsed with laughter that I had to set it down, but one day I intend to read it.
100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
Why are all the good things in life either illegal, immoral or fattening?
Warning I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
Succumb to natural tendencies. Be hateful and boring.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
Man who lifts stones off woman get rocks off.
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?
Half the people you know are below average.
Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.
GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN.
SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.
WAS TODAY REALLY NECESSARY?
SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT.
I'M SO POOR, I CAN'T EVEN PAY ATTENTION...
HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
IT'S BETWEEN WIFE AND DEATH...

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