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- He's not dead, he's
electroencephalographically challenged.
- Squirrel who runs up woman's leg
not find nuts.
- How long a minute is depends on
what side of the bathroom door you're on.
- Accomplishing the impossible only
means the boss will add it to your regular duties.
- Your lucky number is
3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.
- Man who live in glass house should
change clothes in basement.
- I hope some animal never bores a
hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having
a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.
- You have the right to remain
silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
- Be nice to your kids... They will
pick out your nursing home.
- Marriage is like the army.
Everybody complains, but you'd be surprised at how many re-enlist.
- I'm out of strogen... and I have a
gun
- When I'am good, I`m very, very,
very good!! But when I'm bad, I am even better...
- It was recently discovered that
research causes cancer in rats.
- A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen,
and this kitchen is delirious.
- Can I buy you a drink or do you
just want the money?
- Honk if you love peace and quiet.
- A girls best asset is her lie
ability.
- Thanks for being a part of my
life!!! I never knew what evil was before this!
- Why do the signs that say
"Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
- If a man speaks in the forest, and
there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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