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• If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
• Some people are only alive because murder is illegal.
• I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
• To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
• Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
• If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister.
• I'd love to go out with you, but I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
• I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
• When lady says no, she mean maybe. When lady say maybe, she mean yes. When lady say yes, she no lady
• Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to live normal lives.
• Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
• Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.
• I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
• A wise person has something to say, a fool has to say something.
• Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
• Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the hell was I thinking?
• Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game,"when we are already there?
• Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
• Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
• Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.

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