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- I'd walk a million miles for one of
your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
- I must admit, you brought Religion
in my life. I never believed in Hell till I met you.
- All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make
Better Pets
- A clean house is a sign of a
misspent life.
- I'd really like to see how you look
when I'm naked
- When the chips are down, the
buffalo is empty.
- All true wisdom is found on
T-shirts.
- The things that come to those that
wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
- Hard work may not kill you, but why
take chances?
- Where there's a will...I want to be
on it.
- War does not determine who is
right, war determine who is left.
- If we are what we eat, then I'm
easy, fast, and cheap.
- As the light changed from red to
green to yellow and back to and again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing
more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.
- I'm fighting the urge to make you
the happiest woman on earth tonight.
- The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have
a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
- I wonder, how much deeper would the
ocean be without sponges?
- He who lives in glass house dresses
in basement.
- Wife who put husband in doghouse
soon find him in cat house.
- A balanced diet is a cookie in each
hand.
- The face of a child can say it all,
especially the mouth part of the face.
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