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• It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, do it then.
• During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was to go out with out putting on your armor because you were "just going down to the corner."
• Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
• People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.
• Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.
• When you go into court you're putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough get out of jury duty.
• Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right here, in the room talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.
• I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
• If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
• If you think nobody cares you're alive, try missing a couple car payments.

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