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• You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
• I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.
• Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
• During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was to go out with out putting on your armor because you were "just going down to the corner."
• My reality check bounced.
• There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
• I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary.
• We are born naked, wet, and hungry.... Then things get worse.
• On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
• My reality check bounced.

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