| Welcome to the inside These are all inside jokes with my friends, if you're not the person to whom it's directed, well then you're just gonna think we're damn weirdos |
| Breen <Whitney> "But DeSmet is an all boys school!" :I WANNA GO TO AN ALL BOYS SCHOOL!" "Female, Female!" "I could carry your books, I could carry you! "Whitney, Whitney!" "Did you know Richard prefers Ritchie over Rich?" "Patrick, Patrick, PATRICK WANTS TO DO IT!" "Lisa Mona Lisa Mona" *whimpers and bites hand* Whitney-"Guess What? I have 5ive news" Teresa-Oh! Everyone shut up!" *everyone looks at Teresa likes she's stupid then continue talking* "Hi, my name's Teresa, boom" Whitney: "Miss Masters, is that your engagement ring?" Miss M. "Yes!" Teresa-"Ohhh..."Whitney:"Can I have it?!?" Whitney! I need your shoe to pass the test! OLP POWER! The goddesses of literary magazine! -I'm only human-Whitney-"OMG! Teresa! Did you hear what he said?!?" All I gotta do... Miss Masters: "Whitney! For the rest of the class I don't want to hear you speak!" Teresa: "Miss Masters, it was my fault, Whitney was talking to me about my test." Miss M. "Teresa! Now both are you are in the QUIET ZONE!" Teresa: "...And we gotta have Riley Smith there! " W-How did you know about Riley Smith?" T-"how did you know?" W-"He's like so hott!" T-"OMG, yeah!" Squished Sardines! Ahh! Smaller sardines! W&T-"Ah! Difference of squares!" Mrs Farm Animal(Mcfadden)-"That's right..." W&T-"Yes! *High Five* Mrs. M."Now tell us what to do..."W&T-"Ah! I don't know what this is..." W&T walk into 3rd hour "Guess what Miss Masters? We've had Mt. Dew!!!" Cat's Suck! W-"7 times 2 is 49. NO!" "I love Abs. YOU love Abs. We all love Five!" W-"Mrs. Carron nees some Midol pills. Let's buy a box then when we are offstage, chuck 'em at her." T-"ooh! get pamprin!"W-Let's get both!" T-I like Spanish, it sounds really cool." W-"Nah, I like French better"T-"You do?" W-"Yeah, if a guy came up to me and started hitting on me in Spanish I'd be like, can't you speak French? T-"We should make the paper METALLIC!"W-"Rease, we're POOR!" T-"Oh yeah. Well let's use staples then!"*Mrs. Lashley rolls eyes* Rease runs screaming and tripping over everything while Breen follows her slolwly and menacingly acting like a psycho killer, chases Rease up the stairs and into Rease's mom's bathroom where Breen kills Rease in the shower violently with a brush. Rease falls slowly to the floor... Two Sides! SEAN! "There's two sides to every story, Donna get off him, but ya gotta show me" RITCHIE! "There's two sides to every story call me later but you gotta show me"REST!"There's two sides to every story get this ho off me but you gotta show me" "Oh no! We have to go to ALL our classes today!" Post it note buddy #1 and #2. "You'e A-OK my post it note buddy! We're gonna have a rowdy dowdy later!" "MRS. LASH! MRS LASHLEY! hahahaha*THE COMPUTER!*gasping for breathe and in laughing hysterics*SEIZURE!....TERESA!!" Breen-"Scott has a really long tounge!*looks at Rease*"You know what THAT means!" Rease-Abs is hot" Breen-Duh" Rease-"no, no he's overheated!" "Omg! They have separate name plates! Magical Moment!" Let's re-inact our FFs! Breen-Shadoe told me his fav is J" Rease*talking to Shadoe*"Hey if you want to swing that way it's cool with me as long as it's a Five guy!" Rease-"I can't believe the dancers tried to grab his bum! That is MY bum!"*talking about scott's bum* Breen-"I'm attracted to your gum!" *rease give breen a weird look*R-"you can have some when we go to my locker" Breen-*GASP* "Really?" |
| B <Brittany> and Breen <Whitney> *Rease and Breen are running in slow motion in large area behind Rease's cement block* Rease-*in slow-motion drawn out type voice*"Whhhiiiiiitttttnnneeeeyyyyyyyy!"*conitnues running in slow motion towards breen* Breen-*also in drawn out slow motion type voice*"Teeerrrreeeeeeessssaaaaaaaa!"*Breen and Rease have almost reached eachother then B jumps in front of Rease!* Rease-*falling to ground dramatically with face in hands* "NOOOOOO!" |
| B, Andie, and Breen "AHH SCUBA STEVE! DAMN YOU!" 4:00 AM" "Stupid cat! Stop eating the pizza!" "Let me win one! Let me win one!" "STAND UP! HOW DARE YOU SIT DOWN! hahahaha, just joking" "I've got the mascara patch!" From dc Talk...to DEATH B and Rease-"Where's our sandwiches?" Breen-"I'll get them! I'll tell them to get the sandwiches, they don't wanna mess with me!"*Guy put the sandwiches on the counter* Breen-"Ha! they knew I was coming." Andie-"Breen! Wake up!" Breen-"I'm dead" Rease"Well If Breen's dead, I'm sure she wouldn't mind if I sat on her..."*Teresa plops down on Breen's back-Breen screams in protest* Breen-"Omg, get off me" B-"Dead people can't talk" Breen-"Ahh! I'm not dead! NOT DEAD!" Rease"One day, my mom went crazy and bought all this soda" It's gonna rain so we might as well eat tacos! Pen Sisters! We are the Ultimate Temptations *all flip hair* |
| Andie EXPANDO COOKIES! Ewww, never again "My home in Oklahoma...." SUMO WRESTLERS! Andie"Oh! Hott guy!" Rease"Not Again..." Andie" Wait, no, false alarm. It's a creepy old guy" "Eighth graders don't bite" "I do. grrrrr" "Amanda! It's okay remember-short people" Andie-"I'm moving to troy, and taking you with me!" Rease "K" Andie-"And the horses!" Rease-"But I'm afraid of horses" Andie"Well, not anymore! There's only 2 hott cartoons in the world-Trent from daria and casper! Andie"Why did your mom buy like a bazillion things of cereal" Rease"Cuz she's crazy, hey, I think we should have pasta for breakfast to prove that cerealness to the max is not needed!" I'm gonna cry! No, not just cry, CR-RY! *exclaiming at the same time* Andie"Schinatski's Deli!" Rease"Shitzmaru!" *Andie looks at Rease's "Orchard Fresh" dishwashing soap*Andie-"Why would you want your dishes to smell like an orchard?" Rease-"Duh Andie, haven't you ever heard of a Skillet orchard? Man, those are fun to frolic through..." Nyuk Nyuk *snort snort* wheeee! Look! Pissed Off Army Monkeys! Amanda learns to dance-"That 75 cents was SO worth it!" Over Yonder! White Castle's daddy!(in english accent) *Rease puts a piece of dark chicken in her mouth and promptly gags and spits it back out*Andie*laughing*-"What was that all about?"Rease-"Dude that chicken tastes like slimey minnows!" LINDA! VICKI! III THROUGH! Bizatch! Hello. Nice to see you. *singing* It's been a long tiiiiiime! |
| I know that I forgot some, cuz I always do. So e-mail and yell and me to fix my mistake! |
| OHH NO! I'm outta room. Well Go on to my next page. There's inside stuff for James, Nikki, Brian, B&James,Andie&B, Patrick, Nikki&Breen, Patrick&Jared,Andie&Breen, B and random jokes. |
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| *GASP* He stole ryan Phillipee's chips! Give them back you...you CHIP STEALER! *Rease and Breen are exploring the art sink*Breen-"I found a secret compartment!" *Rease opens the door on her side* "dude! I can see you! I could like crawl through here and like I'd be over there!" Breen-"Or you could just walk over here..." Rease-"Yeah but for realness what's secretive about that?" *Still in art* *Breen opens another cabinet*"Whoa! Pepsi! Hey Miss Masters Look! I bet this is where the janitors hang out" R-"yeah they probably have little janitor parties with this pepsi"*picks up a can* "Whoa! They're like half empty but they're not even open yet!" *breen picks one up* B&R-"Weeeiiirrd" Rease-(after breen tells her that england people say slap bang instead of smack dab) "America sucks! I mean *in dull voice* smack *smacks floor* dab?*dabs floor* They have *excited voice* slap *slaps hands together* bang!*does weird hand motion* Phwoar! That shirt is bangin! It's wicked! "we should be dancing...on a street" *Rease and Breen are singing* "back door lover....*mumbling* Back Door Lover!" Breen-"What IS a backdoor lover?" Rease-"Maybe It's a lover that comes to your backdoor when you'd prefer they's use the front door" Breen-*reading weird magazine thing rease's mom put in kitchen* "...they should be abel to make a traditional breakfast, not just open and pour..but hey, cereal is a ood breakfast right?" Rease-*looking as if she's thinking hard about the question and replies in a pysophical voice* Well cereal been around for like, ever-right? Therefore it should be considered traditional" |