| BA in Psychology |
Guess what I discovered today. No, not nuclear physics. No, not why the sky is blue. No, not a new sexual position (that was last night). I discovered that by merely scowling at the screaming child outside my window from inside my window she will shut up and go back inside as if she was "caught" at something naughty. I'm happy. I've discovered my "tool," my "weapon." Darn it! I've finally found out how to silence on of the millions of brats in my complex! I think I'll be able to take naps again. If ever there was a place I'd wanted to fire-bomb, it would be this apartment complex at about 6pm when I could guarantee that most of the common laborers would be home with their unruly kids. (Or maybe that's a bit over the top.) As for the sex thing...that's none of your business. If you're that hopped up on hearing about a stranger's sex life, why don't you go to Persian Kitty or Sluts R Us or something? |