April 19, 2000
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CHAPTER FOUR
Neo-Gladiatorism:
I had to kill an ant yesterday. I adorned my
neo-gladiator garb, let the games begin.
The opponent was sighted ... 7' 2" in height
... ok ..ok he was on the ceiling... but the
height still caused a problem. Some of you
out there may not know this , but I'm not 7'
2" tall, not even in my utmost reaches.
What shall I do ? I am of superior mental
ability then my opponent (I think). So I
grabbed a natural based sitting apparatus
(a wooden chair), and a natural substance
chalice ( ok.. ok it was a paper cup). So
here's cheers... and smash. ... that wasn't
it though. He dove right off the ceiling and
headed for the Persian rug... which I wish
was a Persian cat, then she could fuss
with the damn ant. The phone rang. I think it
dazed him. Sonic shock or something
similar. Downward came the chalice and
found it's victim squarely on the...... well I
don't know what part of it's body it was but
it made a crunch sound.. it was a giant
ant.. well pretty big.
Today my work has changed the world. I'm
not afraid ... Are you ?
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