April 19, 2000

CHAPTER FOUR

Neo-Gladiatorism:

I had to kill an ant yesterday. I adorned my neo-gladiator garb, let the games begin. The opponent was sighted ... 7' 2" in height ... ok ..ok he was on the ceiling... but the height still caused a problem. Some of you out there may not know this , but I'm not 7' 2" tall, not even in my utmost reaches. What shall I do ? I am of superior mental ability then my opponent (I think). So I grabbed a natural based sitting apparatus (a wooden chair), and a natural substance chalice ( ok.. ok it was a paper cup). So here's cheers... and smash. ... that wasn't it though. He dove right off the ceiling and headed for the Persian rug... which I wish was a Persian cat, then she could fuss with the damn ant. The phone rang. I think it dazed him. Sonic shock or something similar. Downward came the chalice and found it's victim squarely on the...... well I don't know what part of it's body it was but it made a crunch sound.. it was a giant ant.. well pretty big. Today my work has changed the world. I'm not afraid ... Are you ?

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