The play was a spoof on shows like Entertainment Tonight, as well as a parody of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

The show centered around a television show called Tonight's Entertainment, hosted by "Lance Lustre". The action began as the television show came on for the evening performance. There was a news report about a court case resolving a fight between "Snow Storm" and her step-mother, "Wendy White". Snow Storm had been awarded full rights to her late-father's estate, which included several trillion dollars, the Coverup Cosmetics company, and the Glamour Television Network, which hosted Tonight's Entertainment.

Anyway, on the show that evening, there was to be a talent search contest, the TWITS contest (The Winterville Internation Talent Search). There were several contestants from various countries as well as a performance by "Britney Shears" and an interview with the previous year's winner, "Betty Blabber". The final contestant was Wendy White. After she performed, in came Snow Storm. Snow recited a poem while gazing at her reflection in her mirror for her audition. When they announced that Wendy White was the winner of the contest and would be going to Tinseltown to star with "Howard Hunk", Snow Storm screamed and yelled and went nuts. She then threatened the woman who had tallied the votes ("Angelica Bamboozle") and went on to imply that she should kill Wendy so that she could go be with Howard Hunk.

The next scene involved Snow yelling at Angelica Bamboozle who really was involved in an underground mob ring. Her three goons demonstrated various methods of murder to Snow, but none of them were good enough for her. Finally, she allows one of the goons to do the job for her when Wendy comes in to have an instrument appraised. However, he fails, as usual, and the other two goons run off after him and beat him senseless.

During the next scene, Snow goes to visit the town psychiatrist, "Dr. Folly". She talks him into joining her scheme. He is supposed to make Wendy feel very guilty for "stealing this great opportunity" from Snow. But, when Wendy comes to his office, he fails miserably. Wendy tells him what a horrible doctor he is and leaves. Snow comes out of hiding and knocks him down on the ground. But he jumps right up after she's gone and scores a date with his nurse, Betty Blabber.

During the next scene, Snow tries to coerce Lance Lustre into getting rid of Wendy White for her. After a long drawn out conversation, Lance phones Wendy and tells her that he is supposed to drop her off at the "Doomsday Hotel". In actuality, he takes her and dumps her in the woods and leaves her to die. While she is wandering in the forest, she stumbles upon a backwoods music group, called the Seven Daze. They are scheduled to appear on Tonight's Entertainment that evening, so she agrees to help them get ready. She magically transforms them into 'NSync.

That evening, the show begins with the announcement that due to the tragic death of Wendy White, Snow Storm will be taking her place in Tinseltown with Howard Hunk. The Seven Daze comes on the stage and performs "Bye, Bye, Bye". At the end of the song, Snow runs up and bops Wendy on the head with her handheld mirror. Wendy falls to the ground, but is revived when Howard kisses her hand. Howard swears his love to Wendy and says he is leaving Tinseltown forever. Snow stands there screaming and ranting for a moment, and then goes after Lance and shows the whole world that he wears a wig. Then, the cops burst in and arrest Snow. The technician for Tonight's Entertainment is really "Agent Boulder" and Angelica is really "Agent Mully" and Lance's hygiene staff are all really police. They drag Snow off the stage, kicking and screaming.

Flash forward to the future: we see Snow being found guilty of two counts of murder (her father and mother), one count of attempted murder, and one count of obstruction of justice, Lance now hosts a show called "Who Wants to Be A Billionaire", and the hairstyle technician is now the first female Mayor of Winterville. She stands up to give her speech and announces her new "Jail-to-Work" program. She calls for HER hairstyle technician and out comes Snow to fix the mayor's hair.

Lance Lustre.....Aaron Schaekel
Snow Storm.....Jessica Pore
Wendy White.....Alison Rose
Howard Hunk.....Matt Caldwell
Suzy Starlet(was in the movie with Howard).....Josh Broderick
Dr. Folly.....Josh Will
Betty Blabber.....Amber VanSickle
Savannah Sultry.....Heather Mora
Stock Broker.....Leah Sanders
Audio Technician/Agent Boulder.....Matthew Boyles
Angelica Bamboozle/Agent Mully.....Molly Heines

Angelica's Goons:

C. Ment.....Matt Bissell
R. Senic.....Scott Needs
Nicky Meeks.....Steve Weeks

The TWITS:

Sinead O'Honker (river dancer)......Hilary Peal
Inge Svenson (yodeler).....Chasatie Hollon
Linguina Ravioli Fettucine Alfredo(singer and dancer).....Stephanie Barber
Guido and Burrito (mexican dancing).....Kim Godwin and Robin Barringer
Britney Shears.....Jessica Kimes

Hygiene Technicians/Winterville Police:

Cosmetic Technician.....Shannon Robinson
Hair Technician/Mayor.....Amanda Wheeler
Breath Technician.....Melissa Barringer

Commercial Actors: (there were several "commercials" in the play)

Beth Barber
Matt Bissell
Leah Sanders
Amanda Wheeler

The Seven Daze: (I don't remember who was what day, so I'll just list them all)

Jessica Grueser
Carrie Sheets
Becky Davis
Mendy Guess
David Rankin
Barbara Smith
Jenny Mayle
Amanda Coates

Director.....Susan Francis
Assistant.....Mandy Sheets
Student Directors.....Jason Barber, Leah Well
Head Set Director.....Jan Sanders
Curtains.....Josh Broderick
Lights.....Eric Smith
Spotlight.....Jeremy Gillilan

Howard Hunk and Betty Blabber.
Me, Snow Storm.

Matt Bissell singing with the Seven Daze.

Wendy White giving Dr. Folly an evil look, while Snow looks on from behind a blind.

The Breath Tech and Hairstyle tech work on Lance Lustre.

Sinead O'Honker (my friend Hilary in real life) performing "The River Dance".

Inge Svenson yodeling.

Suzy Starlet (Josh Broderick)

Wendy and the Seven Daze performing on Tonight's Entertainment.
Britney Shears
Angelica and her goons.

R.Senic and C.Ment

That's all the pictures I have for now, but you can look at these that are on the school webpage, if you'd like.
Senior Play Pics.

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