Stargate SG-1 Quotes
O'Neill: "All right, I'm here two hours early. When did you get here?"
Carter: "Um, I haven't left yet."
O'Neill: "Didn't I order you to get a life?"
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O'Neill: "Even if we're not in total control, shouldn't we be out there doing the damage...instead of in your office?"
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Carter: "Sir, we've been sitting in the commissary for the past half hour."
O'Neill: "Really?"
Daniel: "Although it is understandable how you could have gotten the two places confused."
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Teal'c and O-Neill are hitting golf balls through an open wormhole
Hammond: "Colonel O'Neill, what the HELL are you doing?"
O'Neill: "In the middle of my back swing?!"
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Teal'c: "Trust in me, O'Neill."
O'Neill: "What if I'm not O'Neill?
Teal'c: Then I was not talking to you."
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Daniel (taking out his radio): "This...this is, uh, nothing that you need to be worried about. This is a radio. It's so my friends can find me and shoot you."
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O'Neill: "I remember something. There's a man. He's bald and wears a short-sleeved shirt, and somehow he's very important to me. I think his name is Homer."
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Hammond:" What's it doing?"
Carter: "Flying, sir."
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Jacob: "We wanna blow it up"
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O'Neill: "He's looking a little pissed."
Carter: "We did just destroy his fleet."
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Teal'c: "I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jell-O."
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O'Neill: "I have great confidence in you, Carter. Go on back to the SGC and confuse Hammond."
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O'Neill: "Where's Teal'c?"
Carter: "Trying to be popular."
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Hammond: "In the event of a future breech of security, we'll be able to point to this television program...that is if it stays on the air."
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Carter (to O'Neill): "Sir, if you don't mind, your wound is getting all over my lab."
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O'Neill: Apophis wanted me to tell you that the invasion of the Tau'ri has been cancelled due to…rain
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Hammond: "Colonel, the United States is not in the business of interfering in other people's affairs."
O'Neill: "Since when, Sir?"
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Carter: "I surrender! I have information that can help Apophis! There is technology he will want to know about! This is a remote control to an interdimensional portal. I can tell Apophis how to find it!"
Jaffa: "Hashak Kreyak!"
Carter, pulling out a grenade: "Thank you. Oh yeah. I also wish to blow us all to hell."
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O'Neill: "Alright, Kids, we're due back. Unless you can tell me you've discovered something earth shattering I'm ready to bag this one."
Daniel: "We practically just got here. We have no idea what this planet has to offer."
O'Neill: "Trees and moss."
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Carter: "You think it might be a booby trap?"
Teal'c: "Booby?"
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O'Neill, about Mayborne: "General Hammond, request permission to beat the crap out of this man."
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Mayborne: "Striking an officer is a quick way to a court martial."
O'Neill: "Oh, I'm not going to strike you, Mayborne. I'm going to shoot you."
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Hammond: "Mayborne has ordered the insect specimen and all related research tranfered to the Area 51 facility."
O'Neill: "I should've shot him."
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O'Neill, about their standoff with the Tok'ra: "You know, in some galaxies, this is called 'loitering.'"
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Cromwell, explaining why he's at the base: "Pentagon suspects alien hostiles."
O'Neill: "And they sent you?!"
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Daniel: "Oh, well, my translation is a little bit vague. Um, I think the circle means 'the place of our legacy'...or it could be 'a piece of our leg' but the first seems to make more sense."
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Charlie, seeing Teal'c: "Jaffa!"
O'Neill, to Teal'c: "Get that a lot?"
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O'Neill, opening a door only to find it blocked by a wall: "Damn cost cutting."
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Daniel: You said hell, right?
O'Neill: Well I always knew I'd end up there sooner or later, may as well check out the neighbourhood
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Hammond: "Can we determine what kind of threat they pose?"
O'Neill: "Well, apparently all desserts on base are in grave danger."
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Carter: "Well, that means something inside this pyramid is slowing down neutrinos. Normally neutrinos pass right through ordinary matter, no matter how dense. I mean, something like five hundred million billion just passed through you."
O'Neill: "No matter how dense."
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O'Neill: Weren't you listening? Nintendos pass through everything (from same ep as one above)
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Hammond: And what if that thing does to you what it did to Dr Jackson?
Teal'c: Then I will have succeeded in locating him
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O'Neill- I guess this is the time I should say something profound...nothing comes to mind.
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Urgo- I want to live, I want to experiance the universe and wanna eat pie.
O'Neill- Who doesn't?
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