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CCITT: Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today
...I love children! They taste just like chicken
I'm not lost, I'm "locationally challenged."
If you can't laugh at yourself ... I'll do it for you
Multitasking = screwing up several things at once
Schizophrenia beats being alone
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished
Do invisible cats drink evaporated milk?
Do not disturb. I'm disturbed enough already....
Oh my GOD! My computer's caught Windows!
Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible.
Make like a nose and boogie!
"Bother," said Pooh as he dropped slugs into the Salvation Army kettle.
Everything's falling into place - on top of me.
I just tested out my new pit bull. Ever heard a mime SCREAM?
I seriously question the sanity of somebody who uses multiple exclamation marks.
Sometimes I think that the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe, is that none of it has tried to contact us.
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
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