-graphic by Laura

Season Two



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"Judgement"
Cordy has a vision about a demon, Angel ends up killing him, but he's a good demon. Cordy curses the powers. She should be cursing the lady who buys her clothes.
Best Quote:
Wes: "He's anagogic."
Cordy: "Really? He looks like he eats enough."  
Most Hideous Outfit:
A red and white tank top that looked like it was 2 doilies sewn together.

"Are You Now or Have You Ever Been?"
A HUGE thank you to Cinn for writing providing me with the Cordy quote here. My vcr didn't cooperate with me that night.
Best Quote:
She's handed our boy a glass of blood. He stares at it. "Something the matter?" "I, uh, think I-I think it's gone bad. It's starting to coagulate." "Huh?" She looks in the glass. "No, that's cinnamon." Wesley and Angel look at her like she's a loony. "What? I can't try something new?" ~ Sure you can, Cor. Bonus points for using CINNamon.
Most Hideous Outfit: Oh Lord. It was a sleeveless shirt with huge circles on it, that needless to say, drew attention to her chest. But, I swear the pattern of it was made from the Partridge Family's curtains.

"First Impressions" Best quote:
Thank you to Laura for this:
Gunn: You don't have a clue why I do things I do. Cordelia: Paging Mr. Rationalization! Gunn: Paging Miss About to Be Thrown Out of a Moving Vehicle!
Most Hideous Outfit:
A tie up denim skirt with boots. I believe they already cast Charlie's Angels, Cordy, honey.

"Dear Boy" Best quote:
when Angel was smelling her hair, thinking it was that hobag, Darla...
"Personal bubble! Personal bubble!"
Most Hideous Outfit:
A red polka dot tie shirty thing with matching scarf. Cool only if you are working as a waitress at the diner in "Grease".

"The Shroud of Rahmon"
Best Quote:
"You can be if someone ordered a male body part for religious sacrifice the world would be athiest (snaps fingers) like that!"
Most Hideous Outfit:
NONE!!!!And kudos to the hair stylist who chopped that mop!

"The Trial"
Best Quote:

"Yes, but you were just souless blood-sucking demons. They're lawyers."
Most Hideous Outfit:
I am not so sure Cordy deserves the hideous outfit thing anymore. I think Darla does. I'll have to add that to the Darla section.

"The Reunion"
Best Quote: NONE!
Most Hideous Outfit:
Well, Cordy did have a pink flowered shirt on with a rosette on the neck. AND it DID remind me of when I worked at Burger King and had to wear a rosette on my collar and hated it.

"Redefiniton"

"Blood Money"
Best Quote:
"The Chase Agency..that has the right ring."
Wes: "Why?"
"Cause it's my name."
Most Hideous Outfit:
None. Unless you want to count a glittery red tank. But I thought it was neat.

"Thin Dead Line"
Best Quote:

"Hey, Gunn graduated with a major in dumb planning from Angel University. He sat at the feet of the master and learned well how to plan dumbly."

Most Hideous Outfit:
I OFFICIALLY TRANSFER THE HIDEOUS OUTFIT THING TO THE DARLA SECTION. But, here's one last one...
Brown leather cut out jacket with a bra thingy underneath. Ok, they're supposedly not making a cent, but somehow, Cordy looks like a million bucks.

"Disharmony"
Best Quote:
"You have, like, a gay man's taste in clothes!"
Most Hideous Outift: Our poor Cordy. She's still reeling from mopy Angel giving her clothes to Ann, the helpless teen center leader. Ho hum. He sucks for that. We see no hideous outfits this episode. Maybe the stuff Angel bought her is rank. Here's to hoping!

"Dead End"
Best Quote:
"How was the big fight? Big and fighty?"
Most Hideous Outift: Hmmmm. The only one I remember is that tan shirt with a tie on one arm and a sleeve on the other. It was cool, though.

"Belonging"
Best Quote:
to Lindsay after hearing him sing"I know you're evil and everything, but that was amazing."
Most Hideous Outift: Oh my. How about the sea shell bikini for the suncreen commercial. I can't really pin that outfit as her choice though, because Mr. Piggy Director guy made her wear it.

"Over the Rainbow", "Through the Looking Glass" and "There's No Place Like Plrtz Glrb"
Cordy sported that same silvery shimmery bikini in all three of these epis, so I am combining them. Best Quote:
Grusulog: "It was worth it for one moment of your intimate touch."
Cordy: "That was an accident! It was kind of dark and....Oh! You mean when I hugged you."
Most Hideous Outift: Duh! That lovely array of shimmery slitherey bikini's and sashes for her royal highness gear. It was hysterical, but you know what, I admit, she can pull it off!